Evil wizard seeks immortality, mis-scribes critical rune, ends up with indestructible enchanted vessel into which their soup will be transferred in the event of their death.
Important addenda:
- The evil wizard does not know this error has occurred.
- Owing to their rulership of their Evil Wizard Empire, and the peculiar laws thereof, the evil wizard technically owns rather a lot of soup.
- Whatever enterprising hero eventually manages to kill the evil wizard will have exactly one minute to figure this out.
Phylactureen.
Tags:
#overly literal interpretations #story ideas I will never write #death tw? #food mention #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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