andaisq:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Evil wizard seeks immortality, mis-scribes critical rune, ends up with indestructible enchanted vessel into which their soup will be transferred in the event of their death.

Important addenda:

  1. The evil wizard does not know this error has occurred.
  2. Owing to their rulership of their Evil Wizard Empire, and the peculiar laws thereof, the evil wizard technically owns rather a lot of soup.
  3. Whatever enterprising hero eventually manages to kill the evil wizard will have exactly one minute to figure this out.

Phylactureen.


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#overly literal interpretations #story ideas I will never write #death tw? #food mention #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

toasthaste:

oh man i had a notion ages ago to start doing like an october-ish Event of getting a bunch of people together to get flu shots and donuts (or something else tasty idk) and I forgot about it til today

I think if getting yearly vaccines was more of a fun social event it’d be a lot easier to do it promptly

and it’s like– if you have a reaction and the vaccine(s) end up making you feel sick the next couple days, well, at least you just got some fun social in right beforehand!


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#happy General-Population Flu Shot Availability Day to all the Ontarians out there #(in theory anyway: I haven’t received a notification from the pharmacy where I’m on a waiting list) #(they *did* let me get the new COVID XBB shot about a week and a half ago though) #interesting ideas #vaccines #illness tw? #food mention

endivinity:

pick a generally benign and mediocre power

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#look‚ in my defence the cacti-Wikipedia-page vandalism was for a good cause #(…hey‚ if I edit tangents into my personal Kiwix copy‚ does that count) #though the fanfic spider-sense *is* tempting #surveys #amnesia cw? #food mention #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

btc-official:

santijpg2:

btc-official:

santijpg2:

explainer for americans: this is like if burger won the world cup

wait. wait. i think i almost understand. hamburger or cheeseburger

Cheeseburger

ok yeah i’m up to speed now. ARGENTINA NUMERO UNO CAMPEAO DO MUNDO


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #food mention

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maya-hawke:

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010) — Robert Pattinson’s audio commentary with Kristen Stewart


#Twilight #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #food mention #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what

squareallworthy:

birth-muffins-death:

squareallworthy:

So anyways one inch tungsten cubes are bullshit. 25 mm, that would be fine, or 20 or even 30 mm. Sensible sizes for a cube of tungsten. But a one inch, that’s bullshit.

Compromise on a 25.4 mm cube?

Bullshit measured in metric units is still bullshit.


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#Me‚ clutching my 454g bag of flour and my 473mL carton of cream: you take that back #I *will* make delicious bilingual biscuits and you can*not* stop me #our home and cherished land #food mention #tungsten cubes #discourse cw?

foxes-in-love:

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#speaking as someone who has worked in fast food for ~3.5 years now: #I’ve never seen anyone get into a *physical* altercation over who gets the warm altruistic fuzzies(?) of paying for the food #but I *have* seen people argue for several minutes about it #(they did this in between telling us what toppings they wanted on their large order so it wasn’t like things came to a standstill) #(I feel like the longest *standstill* I’ve witnessed for this is maybe somewhere between 0.5 – 1 minutes) #comics #art #in which Brin has a job #food mention

moral-autism:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

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me when I hear my family making big Christmas plans that ignore the state’s mandate that says no more than 10 people in a space 

Somehow I don’t think your heart is going to grow three sizes if you see them gather with a large group of people to all sing together.

I’m trying to plan tomorrow’s grocery trip around the possibility that I will not dare to go back for quite some time. And if I *do* go on the 22nd, it will be planned likewise: December 22nd being of tolerable risk does not at all mean January 5th will be.

(I guess if January turns out terribly we might be able to drive out to one of the expensive grocery stores that offers curbside pickup. I still have all of my CERB money (if only just), and they gave it to me for a reason.)


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#reply via reblog #covid19 #illness tw #Christmas #food mention #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers

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rustingbridges:

brin-bellway:

@rustingbridges​ replied to your post:

is that where the word ontario comes from

Pretty much?

Apparently some people claim it’s actually “big lake” (or the more influenced-by-the-English-name-for-the-region translation “great lake”), and I seem to have misremembered *which* Iroquoian language it was, but everyone seems to be in agreement that it’s about impressive lakes. Because unlike the Cucamonga Desert, we have us some goddamn lakes.

(I guess that means there’s a little bit of Hillhillhill Hill going on with Lake Ontario, but anyway.)

Interesting!

I’m very pro hillhillhill Hill style names, and adopting foreign language synonyms to refer to a specific variant (like chai tea or kimonos in english).

however I’m down on calling arbitrary kitchen equipment french.

>>I’m very pro hillhillhill Hill style names

It sure beats naming everything Stratford all the time [link].

And yeah, there is a certain elegance in solutions like “using the Persian word for bread to mean ‘bread made in the Persian manner’”.


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#language #names #reply via reblog #food mention #our home and cherished land