if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take
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#The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #overly literal interpretations #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#oh my god #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #food #(…I feel like there must be some sort of The Luxurious and the Obscene joke one could make here) #overly literal interpretations #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#overly literal interpretations #fun with loopholes #food #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #fun with loopholes #overly literal interpretations #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
A guy who makes a big deal about “blood purity” which is why he supports kidney health and dialyses machines.
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#relatable #overly literal interpretations #(or maybe just-literal-enough interpretations) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #racism cw? #illness tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off
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#got a point there #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #fun with loopholes #overly literal interpretations #medical cw #blood #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations #art #comics #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#overly literal interpretations #language #food #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Evil wizard seeks immortality, mis-scribes critical rune, ends up with indestructible enchanted vessel into which their soup will be transferred in the event of their death.
Important addenda:
The evil wizard does not know this error has occurred.
Owing to their rulership of their Evil Wizard Empire, and the peculiar laws thereof, the evil wizard technically owns rather a lot of soup.
Whatever enterprising hero eventually manages to kill the evil wizard will have exactly one minute to figure this out.
Phylactureen.
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#overly literal interpretations #story ideas I will never write #death tw? #food mention #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 