bunjywunjy:

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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bunjywunjy:

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

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bunjywunjy:

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

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bunjywunjy:

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

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bunjywunjy:

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

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digitaldiscipline:

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

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bunjywunjy:

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

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bunjywunjy:

*roar sound effect*

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bunjywunjy:

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

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bunjywunjy:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

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crochetninja:

There’s more!

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nuggsmum:

I love.

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bunjywunjy:

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

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bunjywunjy:

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

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brain-cells-for-sale:

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

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bunjywunjy:

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

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bunjywunjy:

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

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bunjywunjy:

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

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bunjywunjy:

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

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bunjywunjy:

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

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bzgy15:

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y’all gonna do when they top 400K?!

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bunjywunjy:

cry, probably

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splendentgoddess:

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

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subbyboymax:

IT’S TIME

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bunjywunjy:

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

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bunjywunjy:

we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”

thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!

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bunjywunjy:

hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.

she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..

she’s a T. Rex.

GOTTEM!

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Tags:

#happy Radical Saturday #dinosaurs #Jurassic Park #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #long post #this post was queued to ensure proper timing