1. Sue someone; doesn’t matter who or why. Or get sued if you’d rather.
2. When listing off your claimed facts, open with “Plaintiff is a natural person, residing at [location].” This will look like you’re just establishing jurisdiction and will raise zero eyebrows.
3. For the rest of time, you can call yourself an “alleged human.”
- # if you can finagle the judge officially accepting the allegations identifying the parties (by stipulation should count!)
- # then you get to upgrade to ‘ruled human by a court of law’
Tags:
#fun with loopholes #overly literal interpretations #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
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