Imagine ye olde tales of sirens, but like if the sirens calling for sex were about as effective as your average porn bot. Less of a mythical creature, and more of a regular nuisance.
You and the gang pass by these misty islands and there’s a billboard in the water reading “Hot sirens in your area! Just jump off your starboard bow and say hi ;)” and nobody really talks about it, you just keep hoisting the sails and privately hope that whatever poor woman had her photos stolen for it isn’t suffering because of it
Yet somewhere you suspect there are sailors that inexplicably keep falling for it because there’s always a new billboard every week
Loving the idea that the sirens will like. Run out of billboard money if they don’t eat enough people
You know how it is
#advertising #mythology #cannibalism cw?