How you expect the “no weapon forged by mortal hands shall slay me” loophole to go down: playing with the definitions of “weapon”, “forged”, or possibly “mortal”.
How it actually goes down: the blacksmith who forged the sword is a giant spider – strictly speaking all of their limbs are feet.
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#spiders #fun with loopholes #story ideas I will never write #violence mention #death mention
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