filmnoirsbian:

Its time.

 

filmnoirsbian:

Off to a good start

 

filmnoirsbian:

Hello i have a new favorite movie

 

filmnoirsbian:

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

 

filmnoirsbian:

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

 

filmnoirsbian:

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he’s a priest then the title is false advertising

 

filmnoirsbian:

I’m speechless

 

filmnoirsbian:

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

 

filmnoirsbian:

She’s talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

 

filmnoirsbian:

“I don’t believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn’t turn into one!”

 

filmnoirsbian:

Solidarity

 

filmnoirsbian:

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

 

filmnoirsbian:

He’s literally reading a book called Crime

 

filmnoirsbian:

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was…different

Father Stewart: you’re not THAT different. they’re are plenty of people like that in the church

 

filmnoirsbian:

Bro i can’t even describe this vietnam war flashback…..there’s 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone’s backyard……a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they’ve lost…..they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then…….his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died….which is why he joined the priesthood…the editing feels like a fever dream

 

avogadro-toast:

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

 

alsojetwolf:

I could not be more sincere when I say I need to see this movie more than I need to see any other movie that has ever been made.

 

michaelblume:

I have seen this movie and it is incredible and this post only scratches the surface of the batshit

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Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I considered making it a roundup link instead because it has so many pictures and I’m almost out of WordPress image storage) #(but then I realised how unreadably glitchy this post is in Tumblr’s webpage view) #(so I shall have to take its layout into my own hands) #dinosaurs #long post #death mention