Beatrice: THERAPIST your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME I agree
Battler: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I’VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
Maria: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Shannon: if you’re ever wondering if im some other guy, the answer is yes, im him, unless it’s bad to be him, then im not him, im a different person.
Ange: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw
Erika: christ.. ive done it again.. ive posted the absolute good truth shit that every1 has been waiting to hear in this sea of lying crap nonsense
Lion: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the Fourth of July into the Fourth of Shit
Eva: the first step to becoming a Millionare is to acquire one hundred dollars
Gaap: i feel truly blessed ,knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell
Virgilia: every woman ivr ever spoken to would describe our correspondence as “Graceful”
Bernkastel: i will tell you this right now: I’m from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
#Umineko #(which I finally got a chance to finish) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #text quote posts #(close enough)