#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Umineko #murder cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Beatrice: THERAPIST your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME I agree
Battler: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I’VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
Maria: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Shannon: if you’re ever wondering if im some other guy, the answer is yes, im him, unless it’s bad to be him, then im not him, im a different person.
Ange: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw
Erika: christ.. ive done it again.. ive posted the absolute good truth shit that every1 has been waiting to hear in this sea of lying crap nonsense
Lion: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the Fourth of July into the Fourth of Shit
Eva: the first step to becoming a Millionare is to acquire one hundred dollars
Gaap: i feel truly blessed ,knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell
Virgilia: every woman ivr ever spoken to would describe our correspondence as “Graceful”
Bernkastel: i will tell you this right now: I’m from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
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#Umineko #(which I finally got a chance to finish) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #text quote posts #(close enough)
Strangers TO friends TO enemies TO we have to work together so we can survive TO this relationship is a complex thing that even though they should hate each other and have tried to kill one another they are drawn to each other in a way they can’t fully understand TO friends again TO lovers
(I’ve been reading it on your recommendation, am currently early in episode 6; pretty good but *damn* are these people fucked up)
no no, Umineko is friends TO strangers TO enemies TO rivals TO we have to work together so we can survive TO gotcha, enemies again TO rivals TO murder rivals TO oh my god why are these lesbians trolling us TO lover TO lovers TO murder lovers
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#fair #and thanks for the luck I think I’m going to need it #Umineko #conversational aglets
Strangers TO friends TO enemies TO we have to work together so we can survive TO this relationship is a complex thing that even though they should hate each other and have tried to kill one another they are drawn to each other in a way they can’t fully understand TO friends again TO lovers
Brinens and Things 