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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Red Dwarf #text quote posts #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
text quote posts
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #Red Dwarf #text quote posts #uh #illness tw? #but like in a very high-context way #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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#Red Dwarf #text quote posts #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(…I laughed originally at the coolest-and-most-glamorous-ways-possible bit) #(and then I remembered what religion Cat was raised in and it’s even funnier now)
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#Flight Rising #text quote posts #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #violence cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Star trek x SpongeBob quotes – Part 1
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#Star Trek #SpongeBob SquarePants #text quote posts #art #fanart #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(…although ”licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets” kind of hits different now‚ huh) #(when I was a kid it was just this out-of-the-blue incongruous thing to be illegal) #(but now ”to lick doorknobs” is slang for doing something ridiculously/needlessly dangerous to show off how little you care about risk) #(a little like ”yoloing” was in its day‚ but #”yoloing” was sometimes appreciative while ”licking doorknobs” is always derogatory or at least sarcastic) #((also ”licking doorknobs” carries connotations of being specifically uncaring about *disease* risk‚ but #I would expect that by extension it *can* be used for other dangerous stunts)) #(((…*is* this an actual change in our language‚ a thing that once was not and now is‚ or #is it just a coincidence of what I’ve happened to encounter?))) #(((maybe doorknob-licking always meant this; maybe it never did and still doesn’t))) #tag rambles #illness tw?
Umineko characters as dril tweets
Beatrice: THERAPIST your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME I agree
Battler: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I’VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
Maria: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Shannon: if you’re ever wondering if im some other guy, the answer is yes, im him, unless it’s bad to be him, then im not him, im a different person.
Ange: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw
Erika: christ.. ive done it again.. ive posted the absolute good truth shit that every1 has been waiting to hear in this sea of lying crap nonsense
Lion: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the Fourth of July into the Fourth of Shit
Eva: the first step to becoming a Millionare is to acquire one hundred dollars
Gaap: i feel truly blessed ,knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell
Virgilia: every woman ivr ever spoken to would describe our correspondence as “Graceful”
Bernkastel: i will tell you this right now: I’m from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
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#Umineko #(which I finally got a chance to finish) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #text quote posts #(close enough)
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#Doctor Who #text quote posts #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
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#Star Trek #DS9 #text quote posts #asexuality #aromanticism #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Star Trek: Voyager + @startrekgenerator
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#Star Trek #Voyager #text quote posts #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(poor Harry)
[ooc post: amentumblr characters as the @dril tweets they’ve probably said at some point]
“listen son, if someone calls you a horses ass, you look him in the eye and tell him “horses asses are actually incredibly strong, and clean”“ – ana lilacstables, probably
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#Amenta #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this doesn’t technically qualify as #text quote posts #but it feels close enough
Brinens and Things 