Believing the mailman is a serial killer is 100% reasonable if you are a dog and your entire species has been bred to believe that showing up unannounced and leaving right away is, like, the scariest thing.
Thanks to COVID, any boxes that get dropped off actually are a threat to the lives of everyone in the house. My dog does not know this, but he does have a justified true belief that all those containers are dangerous.
Any time there’s a knock on the door, it has one simple meaning: Gett yer case.
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