This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.
Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.
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#oh my god #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Once the results are done, I’ll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!
Here’s the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!
i believe we’ve reached a consensus
HOLY FUCK.
I checked. I did the math. I converted it into hexadecimal.
The color hex code is #3b5273.
It’s literally Tumblr Blue.
Wait. I just looked at what Xkit calls “old blue”.
The hex for that is #36465d. It’s darker, but that is to be expected because the poll restricted the possible values to only the color space where the sum of all 3 colors adds up to 255, so that removes a variable. You expect the saturation and value to be different just because of that – the saturation and value are 42% and 36% respectively for Tumblr Blue, while for this color they’re 49% and 45%. It’s a bit lighter blue, with a tiiiiny bit more saturation.
If you just look at the hue angle, however, that’s completely unconstrained.
The hue angle for Tumblr Blue is 215°.
The hue angle for this color is…
215°.
You didn’t just make “Tumblr Blue”
You made pretty much as close as this poll could’ve POSSIBLY GOTTEN to the actual fucking Xkit-defined “Tumblr Blue”.
(for the record, if you wanted to truly get Tumblr Blue with this poll, the actual closest you could’ve gotten would’ve been 25% red, 32% green, 43% blue)
Beautiful red hen made out of chicken wire by Helen Godfrey Wire Sculpture i have seen this shared around chicken pages on facebook.
I really liked this hen so i went to the artists page and I am floored at the skill and beauty of these sculptures. Anyone who has built anything with the help of chicken wire knows that it is not an easy material to work with but this artist is able to make very realistic organic shapes with it. I love the softness, i love the wire people and how the wild birds use them as perches.
Mother duck with duckling
Runner beans, they are so funny and whimsical
Sculptures about to go to their new home, the hare and owl are amazing and the guineas look just like the real thing lol
A beautiful barn owl
A cute little wren
The wire women. I love how soft their curves are
Im so thankful that i got to see this artists work its so sweet.
Here is her store page but i dont think she has any new sculptures up yet.
okay but this actually kinda fucks. like the design is so covert and well done. no one who isn’t on here would think it’s anything but some meaningless artsy aesthetic quote
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#oh my god #The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #”Due to overwhelming demand this product will take 3 – 5 days to ship”
so for nanowrimo this year i decided to not write a novel but instead write a screenplay for my dream project, A MUPPET ODYSSEY, which is homer’s odyssey but it’s muppets, a la muppet christmas carol. i didn’t finish it :( but here’s some of it.
that’s from the teaser. this is the first scene:
odysseus makes it to the castle in phaeacia:
thanks for reading a muppet odyssey. if you enjoyed please hit that subscribe button and petition disney to let me write a muppet odyssey
SING, MUSE!!!
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#oh my god #fanfic #Muppets #Iliad #(close enough) #mythology #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
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