You can teach a man to fish
you are allowed to teach a man to fish
You may teach a man to fish, but you are obligated to make him drink.
One is not obligated to complete teaching a man to fish, but neither is one free to desist from it.
It is forbidden to teach a fish to man.
No fish are true; all fish are permissible.
The real fish were the friends we made along the way.
You can teach a man to fish but only Guillermo Del Toro can teach a fish to fuck
You can lead a woman to a man and she’ll ignore him and fuck his fish.
A man in the hand is a fish in the bush.
Women need fish like men need bicycles.
she gets out to check and man door fish hook bike bush
#fish #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what