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arborealgargoyle:

oarfjsh:

arborealgargoyle:

blondebrainpower:

Vertical koi pond feature.

can the fish CHOOSE to go in there or not?? who decided to empower them with a fish-wizards tower so that they may gaze out onto the realm of humankind????? this is too much power for any aquatic vertebrate to hold!!!

they can totally leave and swim around in the pond if they want to. this is considered a form of enrichment even, which half-answers question number 2. i can assure you though that the knowledge of the air-world they can gather from the observatory will not be used for evil nor good, as the noble quest for more pellets overshadows such trivial affairs.

what are the man-made concepts of good or evil, what is a false dichotomy, in the face of the one true power in the universe: PELLETS


Tags:

#fish #love the decor fandom #fun with loopholes

lumnch:

You can teach a man to fish

 

lumnch:

you are allowed to teach a man to fish

 

jaiwithani:

You may teach a man to fish, but you are obligated to make him drink.

 

silver-and-ivory:

One is not obligated to complete teaching a man to fish, but neither is one free to desist from it.

 

squareallworthy:

It is forbidden to teach a fish to man.

 

dagny-hashtaggart:

No fish are true; all fish are permissible.

 

theaudientvoid:

The real fish were the friends we made along the way.

 

drethelin:

You can teach a man to fish but only Guillermo Del Toro can teach a fish to fuck

 

argumate:

You can lead a woman to a man and she’ll ignore him and fuck his fish.

 

aisandetsarepeopletoo:

A man in the hand is a fish in the bush.

 

argumate:

Women need fish like men need bicycles.

 

itsbenedict:

she gets out to check and man door fish hook bike bush


Tags:

#fish #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

prokopetz:

Intellectually I know that just about any species that lives in social groups and engages in mutual grooming as a bonding activity will probably enjoy scritches, but on an emotional level I was unprepared for that category to include fish.


Tags:

#fish

koryos:

Ok I mean I guess fish DO have dicks if you consider the fact that the fish clade actually encompasses all tetrapods but you know what GOODNIGHT


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #*can I bring a gazelle to college*?