lumnch:

You can teach a man to fish

 

lumnch:

you are allowed to teach a man to fish

 

jaiwithani:

You may teach a man to fish, but you are obligated to make him drink.

 

silver-and-ivory:

One is not obligated to complete teaching a man to fish, but neither is one free to desist from it.

 

squareallworthy:

It is forbidden to teach a fish to man.

 

dagny-hashtaggart:

No fish are true; all fish are permissible.

 

theaudientvoid:

The real fish were the friends we made along the way.

 

drethelin:

You can teach a man to fish but only Guillermo Del Toro can teach a fish to fuck

 

argumate:

You can lead a woman to a man and she’ll ignore him and fuck his fish.

 

aisandetsarepeopletoo:

A man in the hand is a fish in the bush.

 

argumate:

Women need fish like men need bicycles.

 

itsbenedict:

she gets out to check and man door fish hook bike bush


Tags:

#fish #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

prokopetz:

Intellectually I know that just about any species that lives in social groups and engages in mutual grooming as a bonding activity will probably enjoy scritches, but on an emotional level I was unprepared for that category to include fish.


Tags:

#fish

koryos:

Ok I mean I guess fish DO have dicks if you consider the fact that the fish clade actually encompasses all tetrapods but you know what GOODNIGHT


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #*can I bring a gazelle to college*?