“So… okay, I think it suffices to define a bat as… a basically like a bird, but without feathers.”
“Like a bug?”
“Okay, a bird without feathers and no exoskeleton. …Oh, god, what are you-”
“BEHOLD! A BAT!”
“God damn it, Diogenes, you kept that thing?”
“Behold it!”
“No, you- last week you said- it can’t be both a bat and a-”
“Says who?”
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#Batman #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #storytime
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