Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.
I believe that is called C4
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #surveys #sexuality and lack thereof #(I don’t actually know enough about Sans to know if he’s sexy or not) #(Cecil is though) #((also‚ given that the term ”Tumblr sexyman” often refers to a particular physical shape)) #((it would be amusing to give the title to someone who is effectively a disembodied voice))
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #(I have been so thrown off by all the bullshit going on the last couple of weeks) #(that it was not until after things reached a point where I went to bed at 12:40 AM and barely managed to drag myself out at *11*) #(that I finally went ”…oh‚ shit‚ I’m ovulating aren’t I”) #(of course this realisation had to be just in time for my workweek to start) #venting cw? #reblog coercion cw?
didn’t even realize it was a bot because this interaction is so human
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#death tw #computer generated text #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what
Ive reblogged so many posts about Glass Onion that tumblr thinks I’m really into onions. It’s recommended me an oil painting of onions and gifs from a documentary about garlic. Thickest algorithm in the world please never make it smarter
snoozing peacefully in this bed when it violently snaps shut and starts playing gymnopedie no. 1 amidst the sounds of me desperately calmoring to escape
SING US A SONG YOU’RE THE PIANOBED
Sing us a song, you’re the pianobed
Both a bed and piano upright
Now you’re trapped in this mattress and melody
While Tumblr all laughs at your plight
Now Mozart and Bach, they are friends of mine
And Brahms with his sweet lullaby
But when my bed folds up tight in the dead of the night
I can’t sleep however I try
I say “Wolfgang, Johannes and Johann,
I respect all your great symphonies
But I can’t get much sleep with concertos
Being played on my head and my knees”
They let me sleep in on a Saturday
At least every once in a while
And when it gets out of tune, I can sleep until noon
A slumbering musicophile
Then the piano snaps shut, a crescendo
And the chords all resound in my ear
And it’s goodbye bedtime, and hello three-four time
And move over, Beethoven is here.
Play us a song, you’re the pianobed
I’ll be stuck in your mattress all night
So I may as well sing to your melody
While Tumblr all laughs at my plight
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#music #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #love the decor fandom
[ID a comic by Sarah Andersen called Cryptid Club has a fluffy, horned cryptid in a Santa hat talking to a mostly featureless cryptid. The fluffy one says, “I do enjoy the holidays. But not as much as Mothman.”
The minimally featured cryptid says, “…No, not as much as Mothman.” A Christmas tree is shown behind them and they look around to its other side.
Mothman, sitting on the floor, their eyes huge, their dialogue tinged in runes, screams, “LIGHT!”]
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#art #comics #Christmas #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #adorable #may or may not have reblogged this before #(I did try to check‚ but it’s hard to search for a comic)
Honestly, that scale actually makes perfect sense, especially for a sixty person dance crew. You want people who are really good at what they do, but not who will attempt to stand out and affect the cohesion of the group. Too fresh and not fresh enough are both negative qualities. And Jason is just saying that an 8 represents the ideal amount. That’s actually pretty deep, and suggests a collectivist instinct in him.
And yes, that means that Jason is effectively saying that Michael is too smart for his own good, to his detriment.
I saw this and went “oh, so it works like the pH scale”… then realized that means that he’s calling Michael basic.
He’s also inadvertently practicing Virtue Ethics. The theory of virtue ethics states that every virtue, like generosity, exists on a spectrum somewhere between two vices, like stinginess and being so generous you harm yourself.
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#The Good Place #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog
Brinens and Things 