the-memedaddy:

 

another-normal-anomaly:

No I don’t, I have different spatulas that are best for different situations! I have the spatula that’s easy to clean and perfectly flat but slightly too long to be ergonomic and the spatula that’s really ergonomic but slightly bent.

 

existentialterror:

I will fight other spatulas over the perfection of my offset spatula

 

fermatas-theorem:

my spatula is the best at flipping eggs and that’s the only important thing so it’s the best spatula

 

evolution-is-just-a-theorem:

Nothing worth while is produced with spatulas.

 

another-normal-anomaly:

1) I will fight you for the honor of my pasta not-bolognese, and 2) you’re just saying that because you can’t use a spatula to cook rocks.


Tags:

#food mention #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #(although I did mention the context of the rock thing in a previous post) #((I think I’m also in the ”different spatulas for different situations” camp)) #((mostly based on what material the spatula is made out of))

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