How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:
Say “chip cob”
what the fuck is a chip cob?
*chip butty
if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that
Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?
The wrong name for a chip cob
I am so glad George Washington told y’all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is
Tags:
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #despite never having told the Brits to fuck off I still don’t know what a chip cob/butty is #but that last line is funny anyway #(going to go look up what they’re talking about now)
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