Sam: You’re sweet
Alison: You’re sweeter, honey.
Sam: I will accept your corny endearments tonight
Alison: What, so now you’re comparing me to high-fructose corn syrup? Sweet, but unhealthy? :p
Sam: I knew you’d go there
Sam: Puns everywhere
Sam: All over the carpet
Alison: Oooh, I can’t wait to make a bad pun during Passover and then tell Kelsey “It’s totally fine for *Sephardim* to pay corny compliments during Pesach.” :p
Sam: And you are going to save it for months
Alison: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss
Sam: And inflict it on a poor, unsuspecting Kelsey
Alison: Indeed. I am a terrible girlfriend.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns #Judaism
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