outofcontextdnd:

NPC: My brother’s mare, named Light, is the fastest horse around.
Party Summoner: That’s right. I’ve never seen anything go faster than the speed of Light.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I feel like this is a cliche joke even though I don’t think I’ve ever actually encountered a variant on this before #but I laughed anyway

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