outofcontextdnd:

In a Future-Based GURPS campaign.

GM: And with that you use your last bullet… Your party is still faced with the chief of the security force

Me: How did they attach my cybernetic arm?

GM: It clicks in with a pressure switch… Why?

Me: I pop it out. Improvised Mace baby!

GM: You could just punch him…

Me: 2d6 for bludgeon… 1d3 for punch. I’m going to rip off my arm and beat him to death with it.

GM: I hate you.

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