people who are against queer headcanoning in the first place are obviously not to be trusted, but people who refuse to tolerate queer headcanons that make fantastic puns are even less so
why are you not up for bisexual Spider-man who swings both ways
or Luke Skywalker, one of the Rebels’ best fighter pilots, aka a flying ace
why
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#puns #asexuality #one time I was watching a documentary #and they called the guy an ‘ace pilot’ #and I was like ‘what has his sexual orientation got to do with–oh right’