Barbarian: I’m just saying, if the game was more like the old dos games back in the day, we’d move a lot faster.
GM: Alright, we can do that. Roll a d20.
Barbarian: *rolls* 13.
Gm: Congrats! you have died of dysentery.
Tags:
#Oregon Trail #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(though Oregon Trail is in that uncomfortable place) #(where I was just old enough to remember *that* I experienced it) #(but not old enough to remember anything *about* the experience) #(not a pleasant feeling that) #(but in any case I’ve heard enough second-hand dysentery jokes to get this one)
Brinens and Things 