apiphile:

macabrekawaii:

cierammartin:

astrntsnst:

satchmo88:

sarlaccvagina:

BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING

just laughed for a solid five minutes

True Fucking Story

I jump EVERY time I open one of these. Scary shit.

legit shrieked IRL last time I used one

what’s a biscuit can

This is why I hate when Mom insists on stocking up on Pillsbury croissants in America just because they’re a little cheaper. It’s not worth it.

(In Canada, croissant cans look identical (except for the whole bilingual thing), but they don’t open the moment you pull back the paper enough. You have to whack the crap out of them to get them to open, which means you know exactly which points in time it might happen and can mentally prepare yourself.)


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#the more you know #(the following category tags were added retroactively:) #our home and cherished land #home of the brave

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