sigmaleph:

sigmaleph:

Look it’s not that I think recommendation systems are evil. Recommendation systems are an attempt to sort through the immense flood of Content™ that is the modern internet. I like the option to, when I don’t know what I want, to just let The Computer figure that out for me; it’s not that great at it, and it’s got its own goals to further that aren’t quite aligned with mine, but it’s better than random draws from the set of everything that exists on the platform.

But “option” is a very important word in that sentence; it’s one tool among many. It’s a thing to resort to when other things fail, like say “things tagged by a human being as relating to a specific subject” and “the things my friends are saying” and “keyword search”. Various tools need to coexist, and I want some of those tools to be more transparent to me than “idk the algorithm decided you’re into this now for its own reasons”.

A chronological feed that contains all of and only those posts that were made by a specific set of blogs is very transparent; I can tell exactly why a certain post ended up in front of me, which gives me control to adjust my feed to include stuff i want to see and exclude stuff I don’t. It’s coarse-grained control, of course, which is why I think it’s important to combine it with other tools like keyword filtering and tag-following and so on, but it very clearly exposes cause and effect.

Recommendation systems are opaque; I cannot tell why a post was recommended to me. If I’m lucky it’s at least responsive to “no this sucks stop recommending it to me”, but honestly I have not found that to be a very good tool to stop getting shit I don’t want shoved in front of me.

Onboarding new users presents a problem when they don’t know who to follow yet, sure. It makes sense to foreground other tools when introducing people to your website. Just don’t take away the other tools. Let people transition from “new user who has no idea how anything works” to “experienced user who can use the tools at their disposal to choose the content they see”

And the other thing is:

I want to be on platforms where the content restrictions are minimal. I don’t trust them to not exclude me and I don’t trust them to enforce them fairly (because moderation at scale is unsolved problem).

I don’t care if this means nazis and terfs exist on the same platform as me, as long as I have a robust set of tools that means I can curate a small bubble within that platform. There’s a lot of shit on tumblr, very rarely does any of it make it to the stream that is my feed, because I can trust the people who make that stream not to put it there.

(do you ever see some tangential discussion of the latest horrible callout post or nonsensical discourse and thank your bubble for never actually showing you the terrible thing in the first place, only third-hand discussion of it? I do. all the time)

but minimal content restrictions are unworkable when anything on the platform is fair game to put on your dash. Recommendation systems as the only option mean that suddenly it’s entirely my business how much shit is being dumped into the massive ocean of Content, because I no longer have my carefully filtered little stream. I have a carelessly slapped together spoonful of whatever’s out there, selected by whatever criteria the recommendation system has (hey, did you know this post is getting a lot of Engagement? that’s good, right? when lots of people are yelling back and forth about a topic that means we should show to more people who’ll went to yell at one side or the other)

we get people angry about staff not pressing the “remove all nazis” button they probably for sure have now, imagine what it’d be like if you can’t even unfollow the person who put nazi shit on your dash.

“sanitising the platform of anything potentially offensive” is a much higher priority when people can’t be trusted to be adults who choose what they see, and as the potentially offensive content this is not great for me.


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#The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #discourse cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

mothpriestdustwing:

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I’ve been working on this project for a while and I think it’s time to show them off. These are propaganda/health and safety reminder posters for the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy, an organization that deals with the supernatural in a canon I’m working on. I have some lore I’m working on, but these posters will be the main thing that exists for now. The “sample” watermark is because I would like to sell higher-quality printouts and files in the future.

At this stage I’m looking for feedback. How do they look visually? Could a tagline be punchier? Please please let me know what you think.


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#storytime #art #death tw #unreality cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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oligetcetera-deactivated2023072:

toddler youtube reviewed

sesame street: “yes,” I see you nodding along, “sesame street, good stuff, 12/10, or maybe less, did HBO make it bad?” I got bad news for you bub – no, not about HBO, about your whole televisual ontology. the reason you can remember sesame street fondly – the characters with distinct personalities, the engagement with the whole range of human experience, all the little jokes about James Joyce or whatever – is that’s good tv, but it isn’t toddler yt. that’s a compliment from any perspective other than “I need to hypnotize my kid while I clip his nails,” which is why this genre exists in the first place. it might get his attention because it’s on a screen but so would whatever 3 hour video game essay that you want to watch anyway. I look forward to watching sesamestraße and bluey and so on but you gotta crawl before you walk, in this case literally

miss rachel: my standby. first, the hypnotism works, and second, there’s nothing really subtly disturbing from an adult perspective. you’d think that would be less rare but here we are. it’s BORING for an adult but bearable because 1) not gonna lie, I know this is the sort of thing that gets old men turned into fascists by fox, but miss rachel is very good looking, or at least she’s “my type” leaving aside the professional high-pitched voice and 2) okay to objectify slightly less it is impressive how good she is at it. I’ve copied her at some things and am better at holding the kid’s attention while I explain things. the most human things can get while still being toddler yt

cocomelon: sesame street is an adult show labelled for kids, miss rachel is how a human adult would go about entertaining a child. cocomelon is a sort of formalist experiment, a sort exploration of just how high-dosage you can get while remaining *comprehensible* to adults. aside from of course the talking animals and songs that appear in all of these, cocomelon is rigorously “realistic” but appears to take place in an emotionally flatter reality than our own, which is why it’s right along the thalweg line of the uncanny valley. if AGI is subtly misaligned and produces a world of “human flourishing” without any human subjective experience, I believe that cocomelon is video footage from such a world.

hey bear: don’t worry, keep hiking, you’ll get out of the valley eventually. as you ascend the slope out there is a bear, and the bear is the result of an optimization process of toddler hypnotism that has a wider search space than you, and has abandoned the pretense of representational art entirely. when atoms die in fission plants and god sends them to purgatory, this is what they see


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#see also #I salute people who are doing their best to parent ethically while on the hockey-stick part of the technological-development slope #the situation‚ as they say‚ is evolving rapidly #may God have mercy on us all #reactionblogging #the more you know #infohazards? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what

asexualactivities:

gunitnekoh:

asexualactivities:

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I have about a hundred ace/aro flag condoms left over from Pride and now I need to figure out what to do with them.

Market them as water balloons

That was the joke, but I still have about a hundred of them left.

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#asexuality #aromanticism #juxtaposition #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #nsfw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what

ghostpalmtechnique:

Kid: After we go to the thrift store, can we please stop for snacks at the snack store next door.

Me: It’s not a snack store, it’s a Chinese supermarket, but yes.

Mrs. Porcupine: Any store is a snack store if you’re hungry enough.

Me: This is why you are no longer allowed in Home Depot.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #fun with loopholes #food #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

seat-safety-switch:

This is important, and it could save your life: the firefighters say that you should replace your smoke detectors every ten years. A whole-ass decade is a surprising amount of time for any electronic device these days to last, even when legislated to the nines. Although I don’t know that for sure, it probably isn’t this way out of guilt, at least.

Throwing something away after a mere ten years is antithetical to my very way of life. Every single thing has value, even when it might potentially malfunction when it comes time to keep you from dying. Even I will shoplift a new armload of the bastards (albeit wearing my most Home Depot-y shirt as I do so) and install them as need be.

Due to my hobbies and general dislike of throwing things away, I tend to have more risk of fire in my home than most. This results in a large surplus of sorta-good but untrustworthy smoke detectors, which slowly pile up in the corners of my home, unable to be banished at last to the municipal dump, who I am no longer on speaking terms with, ever since they didn’t let me take that old ceiling fan out of the junk pile. The foreman tried to taze me, even. Me, who has thought about paying taxes on at least two occasions this year. Customer service is awful these days.

What do you do with the old smoke detectors, you ask? Unfortunately, modern detectors no longer use exciting radiation sources as their emitter, so you can’t collect several thousand of them and then become the subject of a magazine article about how you got a new kind of cancer while trying to unlock the secrets of nuclear fission (it involves atoms.) That said, a “used-up” device is still an important safety device, but the kind of safety it provides has somewhat shifted. It doesn’t take much of an imagination to get the most basic ones: wheel chocks for when your parking brake (and transmission) don’t work on a hill. Imitation landmines to keep Bobby By-Law off of your property. Something to plug that open sewage pipe in the middle of what used to be the previous owner’s bathroom, so you stop falling in when you get up in the middle of the night to check if the power company has finally cut you off.

I’m sure there are hundreds of other ideas, but I only have like two working smoke detectors, and – due to the intransigence of the aforementioned power company – they’re both currently powered by a gas generator that I have welded onto the trunk of my Plymouth. It takes awhile to pile them up if I can only replace them every ten years. Maybe those eggheads in the government should consider cutting it to five years, give me some real inventory to work with. Hell, I bet if I had enough of these, I could use them as a tazer shield.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”it involves atoms”) #storytime #unreality cw #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

sigmaleph:

sometimes people are like “yeah this person was terrible at [art form] here look at the evidence to prove it” and link to something i find completely indistinguishable from highly-celebrated award-winning examples of the same kind of art

i appreciate it. helps me calibrate.

garmbreak1:

is this about hitler

sigmaleph:

no. i have no idea what people think of hitler as a painter.

phaeton-flier:

For whatever reason it’s not usually what people judge him by.

sigmaleph:

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brosetv:

I assume this is about Rebecca Black’s FRIDAY which everyone said was horrible, unlike any other pop song of the time that was mass-produced and therefor “good”

sigmaleph:

that is a very specific assumption to make! it was not what I had in mind, no.

mkaiww:

what were you thinking of?

sigmaleph:

various examples of people being described as terrible poets, most recently Samuel Derrick


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#I enjoy the fact that I actually did know exactly what this post is vaguing about #( https://thingofthings.substack.com/p/weird-people-of-history-samuel-derrick ) #((it’s not a secret: OP linked it in another branch)) #I did think the poem was bad but #(a) I’m not sure how much of that was priming and #(b) I would not be surprised if there are many highly-regarded poems that are (to me) equally bad #also back in the day I listened to ”Friday” without knowing its reputation because someone asked me what colour it was #and I could not finish it #so there’s that #art #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #Nazi cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

shioripilled:

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umineko


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Umineko #murder cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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qwantzfeed:

you can get a couple’s tetanus shots even if you’re just friends.  ESPECIALLY if you’re just friends.  honestly they don’t even care, you can just book your appointment for the same time, it’s no big deal

also: this really is a sequel to a comic that came out 10 years ago and I really did make a Facebook event for it called “SELF, IF YOU ARE STILL ON FACEBOOK WHEN THIS EVENT HAPPENS, THEN WE HAVE MADE SOME BAD FRIGGIN’ DECISIONS” that finally came due today.   so uh, please enjoy the passage of time


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#…your regular reminder to get a tetanus shot and/or stop using Facebook‚ I guess #(my next tetanus shot is in November 2024 #–I did not have to look anything up to tell you that: immune bullshit has its perks– #and I’ve never had a Facebook account) #((unless you count the Instagram for doing freelance marketing gigs‚ I suppose)) #…also‚ you know when you switch calendar providers you can just import the calendar from your previous software‚ right? #comics #Dinosaur Comics #vaccines #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #amnesia cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what

artbyblastweave:

One of my favorite gags from contemporary SCP was from this article about a pointlessly dangerous extradimensional convenience store with layer upon layer of fatal death traps installed at every stage in the shopping process, one of which is a pit full of poisonous snakes below the checkout line. And then there’s a footnote saying that rather than being a confusion of terms between “venomous” and “poisonous” the snakes themselves are actually fangless and completely docile but anyone who falls into the pit and sees the snakes comes under a compulsion to start stuffing the snakes in their mouth


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations #SCP Foundation #snakes #poison cw #death tw #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once