Item: Zygon Supermind Brainwave Light & Sound Synchronizing Machine, THE method for developing supernormal powers or learning foreign languages! Don’t worry, just use these cassettes to hypnotize yourself, nobody will steal your brainwaves or memories
#(surprised to find that it was *not* zmavli who put this on my dash in the first place) #the supernormal language thing is bullshit but I *have* heard light-and-sound machines make great sex toys #sexuality and lack thereof #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
With that robotgirl post going around, I think it’s time to remind you pervs of something important.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #nsfw text #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
just saying if safe cybernetic attachments were a thing i would immediately replace my pharynx with a tactile and controllable fleshlight with neon light swirling down my mouth like a cave of bio-luminescent mindblowing throatfuckery wonder
Daily reminder that if you ever decide to enhance your body with cybernetic attachements to transform your body into a futuristic cyberslut sextoy, PLEASE use open source projects, with an emphasis on parts that are removable and replaceable.
Corporate monopolies will insist on forcing you to use hardware with backdoors, software with DRM and spyware and will legislate so you can’t ever get out of their business once you entered. They will block features present on their hardware behind paywall, they will prevent you from modifying your own hardware, and they will ultra charge fixs so you’re forced to upgrade to the more expensive plans.
We see corporations doing it now, when the products aren’t part of your body yet, and they will continue to do so once they replace your arms and legs.
Cyberpunk was never about the danger of having a prosthetic arm, it was a warning about letting corporations design prosthetic arms unsupervised.
I’ve heard some disabled people already talk about how this is already a reality for them, but this isn’t my situation so I can’t talk for them.
Oh and avoid connected devices as much as possible. They have vulnerabilities.
My point is :
Please be responsible Cybersluts
#cybersluts against capitalism
humans were not meant to be a part of the internet of things! keep your interchangeable cocks offline!
Unnecessary scare mongering! You can be a cyberslut that’s part of the internet of things that has an orgasm every time you get a Tumblr dm, but you need to make sure you control the software and hardware you use to be a netslut.
You gotta have supported reliable hardware, and open source software and firmware that talks to servers you have the option of setting up yourself, over public open source protocols.
It’s not that becoming an internet-connected sex cyborg is wrong, it’s that you should only give up control to people you choose, and there should be a safeword. Not just handing over control to a company because they made some software or hardware.
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#sexuality and lack thereof #proud citizen of The Future #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #nsfw text #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
i like that you girls like to see boys kissing cause im bisexual so i want to kiss boys and also want to be attractive to women, but i dont actually want to be in one of your sexual fantasies cause bad things happen to those guys, does that make sense?
zoe fantasies perfec t place for put boy in to! inside very Soft and Comfort boy kiss sweetly put boy in zoe fantasies. Put Boyy In Zoe fantasies. no problems ever in Zoee fantasies because good Safe and Supportive for boy sex. Azoe Fantasy yes a place for a boy put boy in zoe fantasy can trust zoe for giveing good love to boy. friend zoe
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#sexuality and lack thereof #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #inside *is* very Soft and Comfort‚ you have to admit #nsfw text? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #nsfw text? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#discourse cw #sexuality and lack thereof #that one post with the thing #(I’m amazed that Siikr was actually able to dig this up) #(probably because it was tagged) #comics #art #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#ain’t that the truth #sexuality and lack thereof #people who can distinguish between their drive for sleep and drive for sex fascinate me #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #juxtaposition #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#we’re way ahead of you there #uh #*I* am way ahead of you there #right #yes #that is definitely what we meant #sexuality and lack thereof #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #out of context quotes #sexuality and lack thereof #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 