Item: Zygon Supermind Brainwave Light & Sound Synchronizing Machine, THE method for developing supernormal powers or learning foreign languages! Don’t worry, just use these cassettes to hypnotize yourself, nobody will steal your brainwaves or memories
#(surprised to find that it was *not* zmavli who put this on my dash in the first place) #the supernormal language thing is bullshit but I *have* heard light-and-sound machines make great sex toys #sexuality and lack thereof #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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