This is what the internet is for…

justice-turtle:

neil-gaiman:

Do not hesitate. Go to this link.

Then gaze at the book titles, and marvel.

(I don’t actually think I need to read any of them. It just makes me happy knowing they exist.)

You know, I bet I could identify the publication decade of… a lot of these books, just from their cover designs. Maybe not all, but most. (My parents are both bibliophiles; I’m a spreadsheet-o-phile. Guess who got to do the cataloguing? *g*)

Am I the only one who thinks that, say, “Building a Fire Truck” (looks like a children’s book) and “An Intellectual History of Cannibalism” (doesn’t) aren’t that odd? I want to read those.

“How to Teach Physics to Your Dog” is not literal; it’s a physics-for-dummies-type thing with a framing of him conversing with his dog (who can talk because it’s only a framing device). I read the author’s blog on occasion, so I’ve heard of it before.

I was going to say “How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found” was a novel and also not literal, but after looking it up it seems to be a different book by the same name that is literal. Now I kind of want to read that too. (Not to actually do it, just to see what he’s got to say.)


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#reply via reblog #books

 

tyrotheterrible:

gilam0nster:

Dragon Snake (Xenodermus javanicus) is found throughout a few coutries of southeast Asia and is the only snake of its genus. It’s diet consists mostly of frogs, though it was discovered in 1836 little more is know about this species.

Look at this badass little fucker, how adorable is he?

The answer to your admittedly-rhetorical question is very. Very adorable. *nod*


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#snake #adorable

wearemagneton:

a-handful:

wonderful-twisted-insanity:

crabbynubs:

I WONDER IF IT’S EVEN POSSIBLE TO GO TO SLEEP AND WAKE UP FEELING FULLY RESTED.

I REALLY FUCKING DO.

I’VE BEEN WONDERING THIS TOO.

It really is not. 

My boyfriend insists that it is.

I say he is full of lies.
—PM

Possible but rare. I think I’ve managed it a couple of times.

The worst part is only being tired upon awakening and almost never when going to bed. Clearly, 24 hours is too short a day cycle. The Munroe method (20/8 or 19/9) is too long, and has too short a sleep length. 16/10 sounds about right most of the time.

Unfortunately, I value a consistent schedule even more than I value restful sleep, and it’s impractical to move to Bajor.


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#reply via reblog #circadian rhythms

doctorwho:

What if all of us are time lords…

… and we became humans to hide from Daleks.

There were forsythia bushes.

They lined the side of the backyard, the left side as you exited the house. Stretched from the bleeding-heart bush at the gate to the mulberry tree at the far end, the tree guarding the spot where you could hop the fence and get into the elementary school’s playground. The arcs of their branches left hollows beneath, big enough to crawl inside and sit in. Bury hidden treasure in the fallen leaves of the previous year.


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#gif #Doctor Who #When you were a child #where did you play?

doctorwho:

Seeing the TARDIS everywhere

The first symptom of Whovianus Obsessus. The disease has already claimed thousands.

raeda-in-fossam:

Someone posted this picture on Facebook 

And I thought “I DIDN’T KNOW HE LIKED DOCTOR WHO!!”

that’s a pack of gum.

I have a problem.

The resemblance is striking, though. Besides, what reason would someone have to post a picture of a three-quarter empty pack of gum and an orange?

(Possibly it made sense in context.)


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#Doctor Who

ohmygod internet what

anshinwrites:

inflateablefilth:

justaguywitharrows:

abcooper:

The alt text of this xkcd comic is:

wikipedia trivia: if you take any article, click on the first link in the article text not in parentheses or italics, and then repeat, you will eventually end up at philosophy

Evan and I decided to test this.

Star Trek: 12 clicks

My Little Pony: 18 clicks

kettle: 15 clicks

Sapphire & Steel: 16 clicks

beer: 13 clicks

South Africa: 14 clicks

…. this would probably be less mindblowingly hilarious if it weren’t 4:30 in the morning, right?

YOU GUYS

No it is totally as mind-blowing as it sounds

which is to say VERY

This is my new version of the airport game. Best thing ever!

I actually managed to break this one time.  I ended up on an article (I wanna say it was the one on aqueducts, but I don’t recall precisely?) where the first link went to another page and the first link on that page took me back to the previous one.  So I basically ended up in a loop.

That wasn’t about philosophy.

But I haven’t found any other pages that this’ll happen on yet. 

If the link takes you partway down the page, is it the first link from there or the first link from the top of the page? Because if it’s from there, I found a three-part loop first try: Solids –> States of matter#The three classical states –> Bonding of solids –> Solids.

Otherwise it’s 14. (From Hurricane John (2006), the page of the day.)


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#Wikipedia #reply via reblog

new idea for pronouns

wearemagneton:

skyndilega:

goodson:

replace actual words with guttural noises

ex: nobody can beat mrrgf at turmac roll, gggh is simply the best

can I be ‘sssss’

Dibs on the swedish-chef BORK.

NO WAIT PM can have the bork, I want a crunchy-pickle noise. C:

-Tabs

I want the Spongebob Slidewistle.
—Tom 

What does it say about me that my reaction to this was, not anything about pronouns or word usage, but rather “I wasn’t unbeatable at Turmac Roll, but I was pretty good. I haven’t played Turmac Roll in ages. I should go play some.”

*leaves to play Turmac Roll*


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#tangents #Turmac Roll

ocd-reality:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?

do you?

Everything is available in my country. 

sorry you were saying

CLEARLY THAT EGG WAS MADE BY COMMUNISTS

ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN US INTO COMMIES

#I had a kinder egg once it wasn’t bad

I’ve lived in Canada for nearly five years and never had a Kinder egg. I probably should just so I can say I’ve had one. However, I really doubt they’re awesome enough to make up for all the US-only stuff *cough*fuckyoupandoraradio*cough*.


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#our home and cherished land #Kinder eggs #reply via reblog