You’ve been eating cupcakes wrong your whole life

iheartchaos:

Keep scrolling. Your world will be changed forever, I promise. Teach it to your children and they’ll teach it to their children and in a few generations, we’ll have a worldwide Utopia. You’re welcome.

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whydidyouclickthis:

My life is a lie.

 

omgleagueoflegends:

Yeah I’m reblogging this here too.

 

ikawaiiaishiteru:

/cries.

 

this-is-amnesia:

wat

 

weeaboo-chan:

oh

 

i-just-sighed:

Right..okay.

 

runicbasso:

MY WHOLE LIFE.

MY ENTIRE CAREER.

BOTH WERE LIIIIIEEEESSSS?! D:

 

anshinwrites:

Except.

That’s totally how I eat cupcakes.

8D

No, no, no.

See, what you do is you remove the frosting, find somebody who will agree to get rid of it for you (usually they eat it; don’t know why) or in a pinch throw it away, then eat the good part (i.e. the cake).


Tags:

#cake #reply via reblog

What…

morbidcaffeination:

Just what is this Operation Beatlemania submission some people seem to be getting? And how did it even say we submitted it to ourselves, with some weird email (basically the URL of your blog with beatles on the end @gmail.com)

I deleted it mind. :/

So just what is this all about, spam, virus? D: I don’t even know what I’m going on about anymore.

I’m kind of scared, honestly. Especially with the submitted-by-myself thing. I may spend the rest of the day checking over my shoulder for body-snatchers.

(Are you even allowed to have hyphens in Gmail addresses? I thought you couldn’t.)


Tags:

#Operation Beatlemania #WTF #I may be joking about the body-snatcher thing #maybe

prettiestcaptain:

 

theotherconsultingdetective:

That final gif….O.o….It’s okay I didn’t feel like sleeping tonight anyway…

 

keepcalmandshipeveryone:

No joke… I didn’t even notice the thing that was so creepy in the final gif for what felt like half an hour and then got the biggest fright of my life… What is this gif-making devilry?

 

theinsultingdetective:

omfg i didn’t reblog this earlier but I didn’t see that HOLY 

 

sk-l:

HOLY  REGBINRGRNI  THE LAST GIF

 

loveallthesherlocks:

AHHHH I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS UNTIL THE FIFTH TIME I SAW IT ON MY DASH

 

sherlockian-spockian:

Okay everyone: It may seem as though this is harmless and nothing. But if you REALLY want to know… Look very hard at the 5th gif. Prepare for a sleepless and terrified night.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

 

lilith-the-ancient:

Jeezus shit!

 

inkorstardust:

 

ihavebeensherlocked:

I MAY HAVE JUST SCREAMED AND JUMPED AT MY DESK

 

isitmadness:

I was all ‘Is he looking at Lestrade’s facebook or something haha’ then I was ‘HOLY MOTHERFRICKING OH MY GOD’

 

allhail-lordmemerson:

I looked very closely at the last one…like literally put the laptop up to my face…

Then I saw it.

I didn’t think people actually gasped. Then I saw that.

I held in my breath for a good few minutes before I let it out and started screaming.

Am I missing something? Because everyone’s talking like the thing they’re frightened of wasn’t immediately obvious, which the Silent behind John is. Or am I just in the minority thinking that’s obvious? (It was the first thing I noticed in the last GIF, even before John.)


Tags:

#Wholock

philmill:

pikachuly:

for people who still play “the game”

2009 is that way

Actually, time isn’t one of the Euclidean dimensions of space and as such doesn’t behave the same way with dimensions that can be measured in a certain direction. Saying it’s to the left is factually incorrect.

Case in point, I just lost the game.

2009 can be to the left in the same way a song can be blue.

(I saw the “You just won The Game! Congratulations, you’re free!” xkcd strip before knowing what The Game was. It was very confusing, but also meant that when I did learn about it I never took it to heart. Randall Munroe himself gave me a pass. So there. *sticks out tongue*)


Tags:

#The Game #synesthesia #xkcd

surrealmadrid:

Tardigrades

This is a tardigrade, also known as a”water bear” or “moss piglet.” It is probably the coolest fucking microscopic life form that you’ve never heard of. Besides looking like miniature, animatronic gummy bears, tardigrades can live at temperatures close to absolute zero. Before you Google what absolute zero is, it’s -459.67 degrees Fahrenheit ( −273.15° on the Celsius scale ). That’s pretty fucking cold. Anyways, tardigrades are tiny little living things that eat shit inside of mosses and whatnot. They can survive in any environment (including outer space), are able to go without water for up to 10 years, and are like a million bajillion years old (they originated in the Cretaceous period for you kids that understand whatever that means).    

BAM, TARDIGRADES!

 

tentaclesandteacups:

SCIENCE.
:D 

 

gendertransformer:

I LOVE WATER BEARS! I found one in the WCC lake. They’re like see through and they gots wittle toes and they’re so micro you just wanna cuddle the shit out of it.

 

i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards:

Does any one else notice that they can survive space and have been around for millions of years and the first several letters of their name are T A R D I…. Or is it just me seeing instances of Dr. Who everywhere?

For the record, I knew of their existence prior to this post.

– Milo

I knew about them too. Does Animal Planet still show The Most Extreme? I loved that show. It taught me that water bears exist and that for any animal you can think of, there is at least one horror movie about said animal. (Though I don’t actually remember what horror movie clip they showed to introduce the water bear segment.)

*stares at adorable water bears*


Tags:

#water bears #awesome #The Most Extreme #adorable

anshinwrites:

inkblotoftheday:

Inkblot of the Day #58

Instructions: Tell me what you see.

(Guest-blot of younger brother’s girlfriend, Natalie)

-Enjoy

Warning: military/guns/firearms

I see two soldiers sitting back to back with their guns raised and explosions in the sky, as if they’ve each just shot something down.

(By the way, does anyone want/need a warning for these inkblot things in general?  I don’t know if they might be problematic for anyone, like…other than sometimes the descriptions could be, but if the inkblots themselves are problematic or have the potential to be, tell me and I’ll start tagging ‘em with a warning for TS.)

I see your point, but (having made sure to give it a look before reading your post) I think it’s two dragonflies and a spider.


Tags:

#inkblot

lydiarts:

 

stitchmedown:

closetextrovert:

voodoo-otter:

adriofthedead:

Anyone who doesn’t want to play Apples to Apples is not a person you want to have as a friend.

I have never played Apples to Apples.

But I can see no reason why you couldn’t get wasted playing Apples to Apples at parties.

There isn’t one, really. Heck, that would make the game even more hilarious.

Drunk Apples to Apples is fucking A. :D :D

(Is Apples to Apples even technically a board game? Seeing as how it has no game board?)

I have literally played Apples to Apples on my living room floor. With my friends. That I have.

(We weren’t drunk, though. Not that I’d admit it if I had been.)


Tags:

#I’m not legal for another…*counts on fingers*   #seven and a half months   #Apples to Apples