Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”
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#music #puns #The Doors #in my experience Canadian radio stations don’t cut songs’ length #so when a radio you don’t have control over starts playing ‘Light My Fire’ you are stuck with it for what seems like forever #which tends to turn indifference to dislike #perhaps eventually to hate but I haven’t gotten that far yet
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
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#puns
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
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#it took me maybe three seconds #but the text preceding it might have helped
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
lesbionage
bi spy
it’s an ace case
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#lesbionage #puns #rhymes #come to think of it that *might* help it feel less uncomfortable huh
people who are against queer headcanoning in the first place are obviously not to be trusted, but people who refuse to tolerate queer headcanons that make fantastic puns are even less so
why are you not up for bisexual Spider-man who swings both ways
or Luke Skywalker, one of the Rebels’ best fighter pilots, aka a flying ace
why
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#puns #asexuality #one time I was watching a documentary #and they called the guy an ‘ace pilot’ #and I was like ‘what has his sexual orientation got to do with–oh right’
I turned the library chalkboard into a “Dalek-board”. Happy Fourth of July, American (and non-American) DW fans!
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#Doctor Who #art #fanart #puns #chalkboard drawing is a method of art I’ve actually used #allowing me to better appreciate the skill here #(I note there’s a faded picture of another Dalek saying ‘CONCENTRATE!’ in the background)
I bought myself a Flir thermal imaging camera.
Now I’ll finally be able to know who’s hot and who’s not!
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#asexuality #puns #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
stillfuckingup:
I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.
SIGH.
Don’t take puns for granite.
These jokes just keep getting boulder.
i don’t know, they’re kind of a lode of schist.
Now, now, there’s no need to get all butte hurt, lets just take a steppe back
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#puns #geology
Brinens and Things 