My buddy Phil has discovered a new species in the order Lipidoptera
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#puns #butter-fly #lipid-optera
puns
a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD
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#puns
Idea!!!! Tornadoportation: the tornado-based transportation of the future!!!!
Important Idea Catchphrase Update!!!!
Tornadoportation: give it a whirl!
You’ll be building the transport hub in Kansas, I presume? They could probably use something like that, give people more reason to go there. Flyover country no more.
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#puns #Wizard of Oz #fly-through country
how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?
gluten tag
i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement
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#joke #puns
the cardassians take over the station. gul dukat goes “looks like this station is…. deep space mine”
he laughs
weyoun goes “wait… don’t you mean… terok yours”
they laugh
kira is unhappy
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#Star Trek #DS9 #puns #terrible puns #puns that probably do not work in Cardassian or Dominionese #(something that has always kind of bugged me about universal-translated puns) #but still funny
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
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#thesaurus #dinosaur #entry: roar
nenya-kanadka asked: Okay, I have to ask: What IS a “brinen”?
Oh, in my blog title? It’s a play on “Linens and Things”. Brinen is not technically a word, so far as I know.
(Huh, Linens and Things is now an online-only store? Didn’t know that until just now, though I had vaguely heard they were going out of business.)
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#I once came across another Brin on Tumblr #and her username was ‘brinconvenient’ #so perhaps it comes with the territory
“No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’.”
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#puns #why the hell not? #sounds like a good name to me #I’d totally go there if I were in the market for a battleaxe
Brinens and Things 