Hey guys, you get it? It’s pumpkin pi.
GUYS
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#pumpkin #Halloween #puns #(I did get it)
puns
“average freelancer flies 3 miles a year” factoid actually just statistical error. average freelancer flies 0 miles per year. Jetpacks Georgia, who lives in space
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#Red vs Blue #Spiders Georg #puns #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
The party is staring down a mine shaft, over which is suspended a winch with a large metal container hanging from it.
Bard: So is this … an orelevator?
DM: … do we need to make saving throws? A pun that bad is an attack, right?
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#puns
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
get out
That was beautiful
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#puns
Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
Me: Stay.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
Me: Heel.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns #(though the PC’s reaction ups the comedy level a fair bit)
hamza-in-wonderland:
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#oh my god #puns
Ding, Dong! the Lich is dead! Which old Lich? The Wicked Lich!
My mother after we destroyed a Lich’s plans and phylactery within three rounds of combat.
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#Wizard of Oz #puns #sort of
fond losers
casually draws the same thing over and over
#if i tag this ‘dorks’ it is also possibly a pairing portmanteau which is pretty great (eponymous-rose)
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#Red vs Blue #Delta #Agent York #fanart #puns
are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?
idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast
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#geology #puns
I don’t know who remembers it but straight up back in 2008 there were internet wars between Naruto and One Piece over which one was better, and it was most notably called the ‘Pirates or Ninjas’ debate. But this swimsuit. Is a Naruto one piece swim.
It is Naruto One Piece.
After 6 years we finally have the fucking epitome of that internet war in the weirdest fucking pun that has ever graced my eyeballs.
I can now die peacefully.WAIT SO THE WHOLE NINJAS V PIRATES THING WAS ABOUT FUCKING ANIME. MOTHERFUCK. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE SEEN THAT DEBATE ABOUT WHICH WAS BETTER. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST NINJAS VERSUS FUCKING PIRATES. THIS SHIT WWAS ALL OVER FUCIGN NEPOETSAND I THOGUTH IRT WAS A N ACTUAL THING BUT ONLY NOW. ONLY NOW DO I FUIND IT WAS ABOUT FUCKING GODAMN ASSLEAK ANIME. WELL PISS IN MY GLASS AND CALL IT CHAMPAGNE
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#Naruto #One Piece #anime #I…would not have *phrased* that the way felinesamurai did #but I agree with the sentiment
Brinens and Things 