I’ll admit I was only ever a fan of them back when they were Three Dimensions because they seemed so well-rounded. Even when they were only Two Dimensions they got a little flat at times. But I just can’t stand by them now that we’re down to One Dimension. I don’t see the point.
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#One Direction #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns
The key to mastering lightning magic is keeping up with current events.
Calvin the Lightning Demi-God
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#puns
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
“Do not come any closer.”
Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.
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#…I’m not sure what to tag this #it’s not exactly a pun #it’s not exactly an overly literal interpretation #but whatever it is I think it should have a place on my blog
The difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
listen here u lil shit
That was awesome i’m gonna use that
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#…oh my god #puns
Leather armour is best for sneaking, because it’s literally made of hide
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#puns
how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program
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#step 1: step 1 #step 2: step 2 #step 3: step 3 #…
“I cannot stop treating women like objects!”
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#puns #what timing #I’m taking introductory Java and I *just* learned about object creation a day or two ago #I very nearly didn’t have the necessary background information to understand this joke
A lesson in Canada’s bilinguality.
Bilinguisme au Canada: une leçon.French puns on products are seriously one of my favourite things.
Like, sometimes the french translation of a slogan is dumb and long and really bad. And sometimes it’s beautiful.fromidable i’m peeing
When they’re good, they’re really good.
(When they’re bad, they’re Christmas crackers making “where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? in the dictionary!” jokes, and straight up translating the English without stopping to consider that “Noël” doesn’t come before “Action de grâces” in the dictionary.)
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#our home and cherished land #puns
Brinens and Things 