Me: (reading shower thoughts) Ha! “technically, we’re all half centaur!”
Ellie: Fifty per-centaur!
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#puns #…
Me: (reading shower thoughts) Ha! “technically, we’re all half centaur!”
Ellie: Fifty per-centaur!
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#puns #…
we were protesting about water charges in Ireland this week
he looks so proud
He should be
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#indeed he should #puns
canwepretenditsalwaysbeenokay:
this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(sure it will apply again) #(there’s other calendars in use that haven’t reached 2015 yet)
what’s cooler than cool????
absolute zero
0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K 0K
are you fucking serious
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#puns
Player one: What did you take as your craft skill?
Player two: Mac’n’Cheese
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns #it took me a moment to figure it out
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#Noam Chomsky #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Last year, people came up with some pretty great #ScienceValentines – let’s keep that rolling! How would you express your love for that special scientist in your life? Tweet @nprscience or message me, and I’ll collect the best ones.
(Bonus points if you can somehow incorporate landing on a comet)
Our bond is so strong, it don’t need oxytocin.
We’re woven together like a corpus callosum.
The love we impart, though it’s felt in our heart,
Is more of a limbic-type notion.
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#valentines #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #illness tw #death tw #puns #this is an interesting collection of tags #oh also #the power of science