
a double dandy lion commission for ellie, based off of these ones from a while back – this might end up a tattoo !!! who knows !!!
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#dandelion #adorable #puns #art #lion

a double dandy lion commission for ellie, based off of these ones from a while back – this might end up a tattoo !!! who knows !!!
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#dandelion #adorable #puns #art #lion
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When I read stuff about What Pre-Pubescent Sexuality Is Like, the traits they describe tend to divide up into “I was never like that” (example: no sense of propriety) and “I’m still like that” (example: sexuality as having to do with oneself, not something interpersonal).
When I read stuff about What Adult Sexuality Is Like, the traits they describe tend to divide up into “I’ve always been like that” (example: capacity for sexual arousal) and “I’m still not like that” (the thing that comes to mind is just the inverse of the still-like-that pre-pubescent one, but there’s probably others).
The transition from pre-pubescent sexuality to adult sexuality is called “awakening”.
What I am saying here is: I, a dozing fetishist, have a perpetually half-awake sexuality.
If there is a God, He loves puns.
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#sexuality and lack thereof #people who can distinguish between their drive for sleep and drive for sex fascinate me #oh look an original post #puns #nsfw text?
Terry Pratchett’s books usually include a cornucopia* of puns, which is part of the attraction of reading them. However, these puns often depend on the intricacies of the English language, making them damn near impossible to translate into other languages.
This makes it all the more surprising (and gratifying) to discover that the French translation of the Discworld novel Hogfather includes a delightful additional linguistic pun, involving Mr. Teatime’s name – one that only works in French, no less.
*Given that they’re both corny and copious.
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#Discworld #puns
#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it
irony man
irony man
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#Marvel #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #flashing gif?

As an Android user, I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I’m impressed, even if it only has a single-core processor
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#puns #this reminds me of the ”Android crashes on boot when running from SD card” one #food?
“I’m letting you borrow my telepathy,” said Tom, silently.
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#oh my god #puns #Tom Swifties #I rarely see a Tom Swifty that works this well on the non-pun level as well as the pun level
Very well then, I shall call you out. Hello out, how are you doing?
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #puns #overly literal interpretations #the humour of my people #our roads may be golden or broken or lost
“And now, the weather. There’s a winter storm coming in, and it’s going to be a doozy- no snow, this time. It’s just 100% hail, accompanied by a dense layer of fog that’s going to make driving more dangerous than usual. Everyone is recommended to stay inside, or at least go out with a warm parka and a sheet metal umbrella.
That’s it for the weather today- apologies for the unusual format, by the way. Just to summarize, the weather is going to be: All hail; thick, low cloud.”
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#Welcome to Night Vale #puns #fanfic #(sort of)
god, EVERY YEAR one of the local churches puts up a big sign that says “HE IS RISEN”, and EVERY YEAR whenever I see it I just think “OH HE IS, IS HE??? WELL IF HE IS RISEN THEN HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED AT MY SEDER, LEAVENED MESSIAHS ARE NOT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER!!!”
I also post about this on my blog every year but
that’s okay
because
IT’S OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS
EVERY
YEAR
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#Tumblr traditions #Passover #Easter #puns