where’s the screenshotsofdespair tumblr account when you need it
Tags:
#I know right #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Hoping praying that somewhere out there is a shrimp therian who knows how to fry rice
I knew there was justice in this cruel world…
Tags:
#food #overly literal interpretations #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #(…I can’t quite tag this ”it got better” because it got better *before the first post left my queue*) #(so I am simply replacing that post with this new-and-improved version) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Looking at the “I am human” check box and hesitating a little bit too long before clicking it.
looking at the “I am human” check box and clicking it immediately because I do not owe honesty to websites
Tags:
#relatable #eleven and a half years ago Tumblr made me claim I was human in order to sign up #and I have to admit I don’t think I’ve ever *entirely* forgiven that
Tbqh I think the problem is that most societies see being animal as a punishment
The other day I was reading about the Spider-Man musical out of morbid curiosity, and this theme was relevant- the musical had an Arachne motif that nobody liked or asked for, and part of that is the fact that in Greek myth, becoming an animal is a humiliating punishment for hubris, but in comics it means kickass powers.
For today’s audiences, such transformations are liberating — literally “empowering” – whereas for the ancients, they were, more often than not, humiliations, punishments for inappropriate or overweening behavior. … At the heart of the Spider-Man disaster is the essential incompatibility of those two visions of physical transformation – the ancient and the modern, the redemptive and the punitive, visions that Taymor tried, heroically but futilely, to reconcile.
Interesting! Superheroes often do have animal motifs, you’re right.
That said, the other thing that I’ve noticed: when people get transformed in a “yay powers!” way, it’s often a change that still allows them to remain visibly human, for the most part.
Spider-Man can take off his suit and he’s just Peter Parker. Batman is just a costume. There’s a fad for werewolf and vampire stories now (or I guess there was a few years ago? is that dead yet?), but werewolves get to be human most of the time, and vampires don’t look that different (and in some of them, the fangs only show when they’re biting, or they don’t have fangs at all). I thought of Wolverine, but actually his claws are retractable too; I guess some of the X-Men have permanently visible nonhumanity, like Nightcrawler, but he’s hardly a big name.
I get that this is supposed to be because most humans don’t relate to visibly non-human individuals. Well, except in My Little Pony. And Undertale. And– you know what, that’s pretty much a lie. Humans can relate to ridiculously proportionated cartoon ponies, anthropomorphic rabbits evading human hunters, and living de-fleshed skeletons just fine. And yet you almost never get the story of “I turned into a less human thing, and I’m never going to be fully human again, and you know what? This is fine.”
I guess it’s that particular story people don’t relate to; in other stories, it’s easy to see the animal as just a metaphor, but if you’re presented with “this character was human” on the one hand and “this character is now something other-than-human” on the other, it’s usually either a punishment or something they can easily hide.
This is a slightly weird discussion for me to read, because when I think of animal-transformation stories in pop culture, the first thing that comes to mind is Brother Bear. While the transformation does start as a punishment, in the end the protagonist chooses to remain a bear permanently. (And if you look at the reviews quoted in that wiki article, the primary problem the reviewers seemed to have with it was that it was too cliche. One of them also specifically cites the ending as one of the good bits.)
Tags:
#reply via reblog #to be fair I do have a soft spot for that movie because it introduced me to Phil Collins
@ilzolende said: ew ew i have to share a gender with _cats_? ugh. i thought they were all supposed to be the same gender cat otherkin-as-gender people are or something @nihil-descent said: can confirm, am cat and nb
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
@nihil-descent said:
a level 1 housecat beats a level 1 commoner every time
you’re a cat otherkin, you can totally claim to share a gender with cats
also you are a noncentral cat in that if i tell you to not touch me you will stop, you are not a vector for toxoplasma, and you probably aren’t a major threat to endangered bird species
on the other hand, tell me i share a gender with cats and i will be p offended
i don’t really have a response to this, i just find this whole conversation amusing
Thanks!
~follow for more amusing speciesism~
Tags:
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #oddly enough it was the ~follow for more amusing speciesism~ that made me laugh #it’s meta-amusing I guess
Noble Elven Physiology & Alternative Dream Universe
Health Optimization and Enhanced Boomerangsmanship
enhanced horsemanship and inner beast
Trickster and Perfection
shit. yes. sign me up
Clairempathy and Parachronal Cognition.
See TVTropes: Blessed With Suck, Cursed With Awesome
Bulletproof Durability and Virtue Inducement
okay, I’m a morality pet and meatshield? that doesn’t sound too bad actually
Bionic Physiology and Micro-Oxygen Manipulation.
I judge the “micro” part on scientific grounds, but manipulating atoms of oxygen is POSSIBLY THE COOLEST POWER EVER. Certainly the most versatile, up there with shapeshifting (I am incorrigibily fond of shapeshifting), and definitely so much more useful than ferromagnetic metals. MAKE WAY MAGNETO, I’M COMIN’ THROUGH.
(Although the bionic physiology could be a problem if I was straight-up fighting Magneto. Still and all, I’d rather like to be a cyborg, especially if whoever did it could fix some of my health issues and make me look more masculine. :D)
Inhuman Nature (I laughed aloud when I saw this; it’s just so perfect) and Enhanced Chakram Skill (…okay, sure).
[image text: “Otherkin problems: hearing people say “it’s okay to make mistakes, you’re only human”.”]
Billy Joel’s “You’re Only Human” is a nice enough song, but I can’t help but imagine the person he’s trying to comfort as suffering from species-related angst. Not. helping.