You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person
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#her mental structure is deeply weird and it’s great #I’m glad she exists‚ and I’m glad I get to be friends with her #memes #the wondrous variety of sapient life #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person
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#I am absolutely fascinated by rentalcar #memes #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
frankly, having mutuals has ruined me. i can’t see a train without immediately going “ohh, my train mutual would love this,” or hearing someone talk about a celebrity without going “that’s the man my mutual wants to tie up and put in a deep fryer.”
In the tags tell the mutual you reblogged from what kind of mutual they are to you.
@hibernia-1 It’s more than okay! Also just so you know I bought two more books about irezumi aside from the one you gave me ^^
@dying-suffering-french-stalkers Considering that I developed a whole-ass special interest on feudal/traditional Japan after several deep dives into Goemon-related topics, I think that’s a pretty apt description XD
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#hmm #in-their-capacity-as-a-Tumblr-mutual I think they’re the serial-fandom-monogamist mutual #the kind of mutual that those posts like #”ah apparently my dash is about caber toss now‚ cool” (affectionate) #are about #memes
Limited perfect recall: remember information pertaining to your special interests completely and permanently after one exposure
Flow state freeze: Time is paused for everyone else when you’re in a flow state or hyperfocus, and so are your physical needs (e.g. thirst)
Effortlessly graceful movement: Never trip or fumble, acquire physical skills easily
Same-language translator: people always understand what you meant and you understand what they meant, as long as you’re speaking a shared language
Ambient DJ: Replace background noise/music with silence or any sounds of your choosing, for yourself and anyone who opts in
Aura of normalcy: when active, nobody thinks your actions are strange or remarkable, regardless of what you’re doing
All good choices, but I’d go with 3 and 6.
I can pretty much do 1 already, because neurodivergence. 2 would be great, but I went with 3 over 2 because tripping and fucking up my ankles is the bane of my existence. 4 is great, but honestly I’d rather not have to talk with people. 5 is also great, but I have ANC headphones for that. 6, though? I don’t really give a damn if people think I’m weird as a concept, but people keep getting on my case about my weirdness, and I want to be left the fuck alone.
I already have 1 and 3, so I’d do 4 and 6 for sure. I don’t want to pause time for other people, and negotiating how they opt in to my ambient noise sounds hard.
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#definitely 5 #(there is way too much background noise and *way* too fucking much background music in this world) #torn between 1 and 3 #probably depends on how much I can cheese 1 #(and whether I can turn it off for infohazards) #…although 4 is kind of tempting now that I think about it #it feels weird to pass up a memory enhancement‚ but I think I might actually go with 4 on this one #2 seems not especially helpful for my neurotype #I think there is a reasonable level of unseriousness to take when playing this game #(or‚ conversely‚ perhaps a reasonable level of desperation) #at which it makes sense to pick 6 #but…like‚ it does suck how often people street-harass me about my assistive tech‚ but #I do not want to respond to this by mind-controlling them about it? #memes #that excuse for communication called speech
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
I got one of those dinky little islands near the Canada-Alaska border! Total crapshoot whether I freeze to death before I find a human who’ll let me hitchhike somewhere.
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#latitude 33.54180 longitude -167.46516 #middle of goddamn nowhere roughly a thousand kilometres north of some tiny Hawaiian island #on my fifth attempt I hit land‚ in a field fifteen metres from a highway in Vietnam #(12.015250 108.135528) #I can probably work with that one #especially if I get dropped with my utility belt #(oh wow‚ WolframAlpha gives lots of neat fun facts about a coordinate point if you search for it) #(did you know that‚ while it’s merely 28C in temperature‚ the current UV index there is *13*?) #(I didn’t even know the UV index *went* that high) #(WolframAlpha helpfully informs me that very pale people such as myself should not be outside for more than 10 minutes) #(I still think I can probably make it work overall but it looks like I’m in for a nasty sunburn) #((at least on whatever parts I wasn’t able to cover up: I think I do have a *little* tube of sunscreen in my bag)) #((…wait‚ hang on‚ the weather station they’re pulling this from is *208km* away from and *640* metres below the actual point?)) #((honestly at that point they should just give up and admit that they have no idea what the weather is like there)) #also‚ congrats to the person in the notes who ended up in fucking London #(”LONDON???? I’LL LIVE BUT AT WHAT COST????”) #tag rambles #memes #maps #death tw?
The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.
Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn’t find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.
The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like…I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it’s not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.
So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, “But that’s the most random story there is” in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.
In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I’m not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.
I’d say “get thee behind me, demon” but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I’ve written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!
This made me laugh so hard – of all the things a sleeping mind can offer up as entertainment, poor Copperbadge was visited by a demonic Astolat impersonator.
It’s a generator that produces a link to a random work page on AO3, using a number generator in the link.
Fair warning, it turns up 404 errors pretty often, because many works have been deleted. Keep clicking, you’ll get something eventually.
Also, this is literally any work on AO3, so remember the back button and browse responsibly.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #dreams #AO3 #memes #https://archiveofourown.org/works/2890094 #I have been assigned Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries #I’ve heard vaguely positive things about it
Brinens and Things 