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zorekryk:

sestras-before-mestras:

Imagine Clint Barton complaining about how fucking cold it was in Iowa when he gets back from his farm

and Tony just ‘You think you know cold??? I grew up in New York’ 

and Natasha’s like ‘You think you know cold??? Fuck you i’m russian. I know true cold.’

And then Steve’s like ‘..Well I hate to burst your bubble, Tash but…’

and bucky just glares

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#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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geeknetwork:

David Tennant joins Marvel’s AKA Jessica Jones

The Doctor will take a villainous turn in Marvel’s AKA Jessica Jones, as Marvel and Netflix are proud to announce that David Tennant has just join the production to play the role of Zebediah Killgrave, the villain known as Purple Man, who has the power to control people’s mind through his voice.

After a tragic ending to her short-lived super hero stint, Jessica Jones (Krysten Ritter) is rebuilding her personal life and career as a detective who gets pulled into cases involving people with extraordinary abilities in New York City.

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#AKA Jessica Jones #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I’m sorry #it’s just #David Tennant with mind-control powers #that’s a hell of a thing #I’m not saying it’s a *bad* choice #far from it #just #David Tennant #with mind-control powers #dear god #imagine that voice #any of those voices #(I *have* noticed I tend to laugh when turned on) #I still don’t have Netflix mind you

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allofthefeelings:

thesaddestavenger:

I decided that Tony got fed up with the lack of tasteless Chanukkah tee shirts and bought Old Navy out so he could get them mass market printed.

Then he just replaced all the contents of everyone’s tee shirt drawers.

BREAKTHROUGHS IN ENERGY EFFICIENCY WHILE TRAPPED IN CAVES.

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#Avengers #Hanukkah #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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demigodoftheatre:

normvnbates:

CLINT BARTON SITTING ON HIS PORCH IN A ROCKING CHAIR PLAYING THE BANJO AND WATCHING THE FIREFLIES

*something explodes in the distance*
*plays banjo slightly louder*

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#Avengers #all my MCU is through cultural osmosis #so I don’t know if this is an actual scene or a what-if or a scene from comics but not movies or what #but #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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unicornmagic:

 

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

 

deja-q:

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

 

kakashi-big-lips:

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

 

piertotum-locomottor:

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

 

abookwormcalledellie:

the hook is worthy

 

callmeshiny:

the hook is worthy

 

stephendann:

Peter Pan would disagree.

 

serinalion:

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

 

robotunicorncastiel:

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 

ecumenicalseeker:

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

 

blueflame91:

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

 

esculentesset:

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

 

zohbugg:

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#Avengers #copying some of JT’s tags because they apply just as well to me: #IT GOT BETTER #the last time i saw it we were only up to #the hook is worthy