this kid came to my door dressed as captain america and after I gave him his candy I asked “where’s bucky?” and he yelled “I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT” and ran off
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#MCU #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
i like crossovers but i really like the idea of dc and marvel being fictional in eachothers worlds like the teen titans are gonna go see the avengers at the movies tomorrow on their day out and then beast boys gonna do his best hulk impression all day meanwhile a universe over the young avengers are passing around the lastest batman issue and arguing about who could take batman in a fight
The 4th of July, its the day that people put American flags outside their homes expecting a visit from Captain America who arrives in a sleigh powered by eight bald eagles giving fireworks, who then goes and has his birthday party.
dipshit: ha, magneto! there’s nothing metal in this room! you’re powerless!
magneto: okay but that’s assuming i didn’t stop at the home depot and like pick up a 5 dollar box of screws and ball bearings to take with me everywhere
dipshit:
dipshit: is there any chance that’s not what you did
#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I spent a short while with the handwrite-accent-marks and Cyrillic-keyboard modes of Google Translate) #((so glad they added those)) #(and to help you with your own curiosity here is what I found:) #(Steve: ‘You could just let me talk for one second?!’) #(Tony: ‘Fuck you bitch this is not my fault!’) #((this made me laugh again when I started typing it in and realised that the entire first half consists of swearing)) #(Natasha: ‘Can someone give me [couldn’t find the right letters for this word]? Everyone needs to calm down’) #(I think Thor is beyond Google for the moment?) #(Vision is covering up too much of his own speech) #(but the post that inspired this art has him yelling the binary encoding of ‘HELP ME!’) #(I notice that if you click on the OP it shows a different version of this where they’re saying different things) #(but I spent way too long trying to figure out Natasha’s fifth word so I leave that as an exercise for the reader) #language
YOU DISCOVERED AN ANCIENT ALIEN AI IN A MYSTERIOUS ARTIFACT AND JUST DOWNLOADED IT INTO A INTERNET CONNECTED COMPUTER!!! WHICH CONTROLS AN ARMY OF ROBOTS!?
IT GOT OUT BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T PAYING ATTENTION! I NEVER THOUGHT THE SOLUTION TO THE AI BOX WOULD BE “WAIT UNTIL THEY HAVE A BIG PARTY”
YOU TOLD THE AI TO MAKE PEACE, WITH NO FURTHER DETAILS, WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN
then later….
Its okay, we trust this new mysterious AI, because another alien artifact that we don’t understand said it was worthy? Okay cool…
My main reactions:
This is why red tape exists! It is not just “useless bureaucracy” to have more than two pairs of eyes on an AGI project! You wouldn’t approve an update people you trust wrote to a commercial product that won’t kill people no matter how buggy it is with two people examining the proposed update for a couple hours, and you have two people examine the AGI?
Ah, yes, running a computer with parts from the evil mind-control thing which has been shown to be remotely operable. That’s definitely not a major security problem in that someone could remotely tell it to do stuff that your program didn’t tell it to do.
The simplest and most obvious route to “stop something that humans do” is to get rid of humans. Give it a more interestingly bad utility function, please. Why couldn’t it tile the world with agents that really like tautologies being true?
I really like the OP, especially the line “I NEVER THOUGHT THE SOLUTION TO THE AI BOX WOULD BE “WAIT UNTIL THEY HAVE A BIG PARTY””.
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#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
I STILL DO NOT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL THE MAN OF IRON THAT WITH ALL HIS MIDGARDIAN RICHES THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE TO ASGARDIAN COIN WOULD NARROWLY AMOUNT TO THE WORTH OF MAYBE TWO SACKS OF POTATOES
…So if Tony starts exporting potatoes to Asgard he’ll be vastly richer than he already is? =)
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#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #got a point there
Steve needs to have a Swear Jar and every time someone says a profanity in front of him, he just holds it out. The especially bad ones cost two dollars, don’t think Steve will let you get away with that. And this goes on for months and months and when Bucky starts coming around, he notices it. And he also notices how Steve doesn’t swear in front of any of the Avengers.
And when he gets Steve alone, he’s like, “what gives, you’ve got the worst mouth out of anyone I know.”
And Steve, with a perfectly innocent expression, says, “they made assumptions, Buck. I think those assumptions should at least buy a new bike, don’t you?”
And Bucky just stares at him, awed, like, “I forgot how fucking devious you are.”
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#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
May: Has anyone seen Coulson? I can’t find him anywhere.
Skye: Hang on.
Skye: *clears throat*
Skye: CAPTAIN AMERICA IS THE WORST MOST BORING AVENGER
*pounding feet*
*door explodes open*
Coulson: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY
Skye: Found him
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#MCU #Agents of SHIELD #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I’m not actually part of this fandom #but I’ve picked up enough to get this joke
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