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MCU HALLOWEEN HEADCANONS

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captainofalltheships:

  • bruce dressing as bones and tony being appalled they didn’t coordinate so he could make pepper spock and himself kirk
  • tony being further appalled when pepper comes as spock
  • sam going as aang which was just an excuse to keep his wings and fly around half-shirtless which wasn’t part of the original character design sam
  • tony just wearing his suit but everybody stops asking him about it after the second time he blasts marvin gaye and says that he is ‘sexy iron man’
  • rhodey not agreeing to go as sexy war machine for that exact reason
  • he goes as sexy nick fury and that’s all fine and well until there’s a deep voice behind him asking what improvements he thinks he’s made
  • natasha pulling clint into doing elaborate couples’ costumes with her
  • natasha going as a dragon and clint as daenerys
  • if he isn’t addressed as khaleesi nat hissing and flapping her arms around while he shouts i am the mother of dragons
  • darcy going as mr. darcy just to fuck with people who ask her who she’s dressed as and then her name
  • t’challa dressing as robin hood and getting immediately challenged by a very tall and tipsy daenerys to an archery competition
  • steve and thor deciding to switch costumes for the night but mjolnir gets mixed up with prop!mjolnir and nobody realizes until steve is bored and whirls the hammer around propelling himself through a wall
  • jane going as a jedi because she had a light-saber already and bathrobes make perfectly good last minute costumes

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queenamidalas:

natasha: i nominate steve rogers to do the ice bucket challenge

bucky: nat he did the ice bucket challenge for like 70 years

steve: [looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office]

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spacetwinks:

tony stark: hey steve did you see this – one of the animal people from your old funnybooks you drew back in the day is showing up in tons of porn online

steve rogers: oh yeah tony, i’ve been in space dozens of times and met dozens of alien cultures, lived with and bonded with thinking robots, been allies with werepeople and animal folk of all kinds – i mean hell, do you not remember tigra? she’s still doing good work – and traveled through times and dimensions

steve rogers: i’m sure totally going to be surprised by online subcultures such as furries

tony stark:

tony stark: why won’t you let me make fun of you

steve rogers: check it out, nerd, i just bought video games on steam from my smartphone

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The Real World: Avengers Tower

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unpretty:

Interviewer: So what’s it like living with Tony?

Bruce: When I moved in, he insisted on funding all of my research. Except, you know, ever since The Incident, all my work’s been theoretical. It’s not actually that expensive. I’ve started just spending all the extra on fruit pies, just to see if he was keeping track. He isn’t. There are a lot of unused rooms in this building, and at least three of them are stacked floor to ceiling with fruit pies. He hasn’t said a word.

Natasha: It turned out Pepper and I both speak French. Tony doesn’t. Now, whenever he walks in, we just start whispering in French and giggling. Half the time we’re just exchanging recipes. He pretends not to be eavesdropping, but the other day I caught him asking JARVIS what ‘des oeufs’ meant.

Clint: I bought this big bag of little plastic flies, right? And whenever he’s not paying attention, I throw them into his drink. Half the time he doesn’t even notice and just drinks the damn things, but the other half? He starts checking all the house filtration systems, the exterminators, the works. He can’t figure out where all these flies are coming from. He’s fumigated three times in the last month.

Thor: I attempted to provide assistance with a project, but Stark assured me that it was ‘very technical’, and that I would not understand the intricacies. I can see why he would think so, as I am a mere Prince of Asgard, taught such basic engineering when I was a child and his ancestors could not yet walk. It has been five weeks, and he still has not corrected the misaligned condenser coil causing the problem.

Steve: I don’t know what Howard taught that kid, but he seems to be under the impression that homosexuality was invented in 2000. He keeps leaving magazines and pictures lying around like the sight of two men holding hands is going to give me a heart attack. I don’t have the heart to tell him about the Greeks.

Interviewer: So how are things in Avengers Tower?

Tony: How are things? I have no idea. I really don’t. There’s some kind of insect infestation in the vents and I think a spy is trying to seduce my girlfriend into moving to France. I tried to prank Captain America with gay porn, but him and Thor just started trying to reverse-engineer workout routines. The other day I went into one of the spare rooms, and I found some kind of one-armed sex hobo sitting on a throne of empty fruit pie boxes. I just walked out and closed the door. I don’t even wanna know.

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Anonymous asked: Um. Clint makes Steve and Bucky read Harry Potter. The Avengers all have very, very strong opinions about which house they get sorted into. Bucky thinks he’s a Slytherin, but Steve says he’s a Hufflepuff through and through.

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ifeelbetterer:

“This isn’t a legitimate classification system,” said Steve angrily, throwing the book onto the couch next to Clint. “This is bullshit. They’re children, for cripe’s sake.”

Clint’s eyebrows rose to comical levels.

“You can’t just isolate different children or—or— or try to predetermine their characters at age eleven,” Steve said, thoroughly angry. “And you certainly can’t condemn an entire fourth of your school’s population to a villainy house, what the hell is that?”

He started to pace.

“As if people never change! As if there’s no moral or ethical growth after age eleven!”

Bucky reached over Clint and picked up the book. Clint gave him a look and he shrugged.

“Hell, if it makes Steve this angry, I gotta check it out,” he explained.

***

“This isn’t a basis for education!” Bucky shouted. “Where are the art classes, huh? Kids this age should have access to art classes.”

“Exactly!” shouted Steve. “Maybe a little less institutionalized racism and a little more arts education, am I right?”

Clint buried his head in his hands.

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