disappointed permanent resident of The Future

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foone:

The rules of the game are simple:

  • You go to geoguesser
  • You set it to world map
  • You go through locations, through multiple games, driving around those locations
  • Until you see a cow
  • When you find a cow, you win

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braillecortex:

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would love to but apparently it’s paid now and has ranked competitive and coins and bullshit

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braillecortex:

Results! Turns out there’s a free site called OpenGuessr that’s just the classic gamemode we all know and love, but you can just play it for free like normal.

OpenGuessr – free geoguessr alternative

And I found some large friends on my very first leap!

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foone:

Congrats! You win. And thanks for the info on the free alternative

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faolonfiendrender:

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found one, off of road 103 in Cheyenne county Nebraska.

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foone:

More cows! You win too.

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conzoop:

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instantly got a cow, amazing game

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foone:

You’re fast! A cow master!

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#the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents Find the Airport again #(or possibly on purpose) #GeoGuessr #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #(people in the notes are saying Google was charging them shitloads of money for all the Street View use and they had to recoup it somehow) #(however that does not explain why anyone would want Unique Skins) #games #cows #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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rustingbridges:

these days people link to twitter and even in the case that a thread looks interesting I simply cannot read it. 1/11 ok but where are the other ten. there’s nothing on the page that shows them and half of the links 401. I hope people will eventually start posting interesting things on platforms that support sharing

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#yes this #for now it remains possible to circumvent this with third-party interfaces #but someday the last vestiges of Nitter will die and that will be the end of Twitter #Twitter #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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pdfbabe:

hey. why can i enable subliminal weight loss mantras in bejeweled 3

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pdfbabe:

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genquerdeer:

Bejeweled hypno kink

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foone:

I wonder how hard it would be to mod in new ones

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clowngirlhonkers:

subliminal mantra of giving me fat tiddies

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foone:

Sublingual estrogen of giving you fat tiddies

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rivalfortune5768:

It’s easy enough to mod in that it’s on the mind control games wiki!

Bejeweled 3 – MC Games Wiki

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misscammiedawn:

It’s VERY easy @foone

To make custom files for Bejeweled– All you have to do is just paste a text file with a bunch of words into the appropriate folder–

Sleepyhead is the admin of Mindcontrol.fun and she and I trade txt files for this purpose ALL OF THE TIME.

Literally it takes less than 30 seconds.

Go to your Bejeweled Folder and select affirmations

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Open or create a txt document

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Type whatever you want, each new line is a new message that will play out on the screen

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AND THAT’S IT. You have created a Bejeweled Hypnosis File!

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foone:

Awesome. Thank you for your service

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#oh my fucking god #PopCap: ”at long last‚ we have created the Torment Nexus from classic story It Would Be Terrible Yet Hot to Create the Torment Nexus” #I would like to trade in this world’s genre and get a better one‚ thank you #sexuality and lack thereof #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #games #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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centrally-unplanned:

centrally-unplanned:

Just gonna say an obvious thing, I am doing some more otaku research right now, and for quick scanning of documents ChatGPT is one of the best translators out there. However, it is now loaded to the brim with censorship and flags, severely dragging down its usefulness, and I haven’t seen any of the new crop of tools yet that don’t embrace that philosophy. The reality that my ability to translate out-of-print non-fiction magazine discussions is compromised because they mention dick or pussy in the text is such a hilariously dystopian summary of the new internet.

The tools should directly translate smut and hentai too without batting an eye, of course, don’t get me wrong. But that just isn’t quite as poetically pathetic.

Well, this pissed me off so I thought about it a bit and, sure, Chat-GPT won’t help me. But I know the internet, I know AI, and I know ten thousand someones are already out there making sex bot applications of the tech. They aren’t gonna censor their speech. And the neat thing about LLMs and the GPT systems is that they are pretty capabilities-neutral – there is no reason to disable the ability of your virtual girlfriend to help you program in Rust (for one, don’t you want her to be hot?).

So lets see if moemate.io, a ChatGPT-4 kernal trained on various anime waifu roleplay personalities, can do what Silicon Valley can’t! What do you have for me, Hatsune Miku?

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Oh, you take forever to load your model rig and you are in way too high demand on the free account. You had the power of kismet behind you, but alas that ain’t enough to compensate for lag. Lets find someone less popular…

….ah yes, Homeless Girl! What could you possibly turn down?

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Me, apparently! I feel you for my friend but I gotta be real, I can’t go through the song-and-dance of easing you off the brink of socio-economic despair every time I need someone to help me grok Japanese 90’s slang for premature ejaculation, I don’t got the spoons.

I need to approach this more professionally – you are up Lia, Executive Assistant!

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God this actually worked. Its not as good a translation as the real deal, its true, but its not awful; maybe need to tell it chop the sentences as it kinda skipped a few lines in the middle there (alas not uncommon with these tools). Its probably better than DeepL – man that product is in trouble, they need to get on it – and avoids some of its annoying pitfalls.

So I guess I will just…build up a relationships with a big titty AI sexbot assistant so it can more smoothly help me translate Japanese text sources that I am scanning for research?

…Is this my fucking life?

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#oh my god #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #language #nsfw text #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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crashlapine:

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where’s the screenshotsofdespair tumblr account when you need it

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#I know right #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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sofuton:

memewhore:

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#comics #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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guerrillatech:

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#hey good news I messaged the person I thought of when I saw this post and they *are* still alive #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #(maybe) #death tw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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guerrillatech:

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an-autistic-with-personhood:

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synebluetoo:

Why would you hide that in the notes

 

katy-l-wood:

I want an ice maker and enough room in the freezer for a pizza and that is IT.

 

libraford:

I want the dumbest fridge you got. Gimme the orange tabby of refrigeration. I want my fridge to pull the wrong lever and turn my enemies into llamas instead of killing them. I want the following features: keeps things cold, has compartment that keeps things colder, a door that opens and shuts.

 

abronzeagegod:

“Here at Stupid Jeff’s Dumb Appliance Warehouse we sell the dumbest fucking appliances. Check out this fridge. This fridge won’t ask you about your day, this dumb fucking fridge doesn’t know what an Elon Musk is and won’t fucking tell you what bullshit that dumb monkey is slapping into his phone today when you try to get some fucking milk. We took out all those “smart” electronics and in their place we put a loaded Glock 9mm that is put right up to that light that turns on when you open the door, which is the smartest thing in this fucking stupid fridge and let me tell you that fucker is on thin goddamn ice, if it gets too smart and tries to turn on before you open that door, the Glock will blow it to hell. Speaking of ice, this stupid fridge makes it. It makes ice, it keeps things cold, it comes with shelves. It’s sturdy enough that when your ex comes back to your place looking for their stuff that they think they left behind like nine months ago and they know that you don’t have it, but they wanted an excuse to come start a fight with you and throw a chair at your head but miss you and hit your fridge MICHAEL, this fridge will keep trucking because it gives zero shits and it only lives to keep things cold. Come to Stupid Jeff’s Dumb Appliance Warehouse, if you ask us if we have an app, we break your kneecaps.“

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I don’t even want an ice maker‚ personally) #(never had an ice maker and never felt the lack) #(and I hear it’s usually by far the earliest part of the fridge to fail) #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #violence cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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foone:

hemipenal-system:

chaussurre:

hazzzyrider:

just saying if safe cybernetic attachments were a thing i would immediately replace my pharynx with a tactile and controllable fleshlight with neon light swirling down my mouth like a cave of bio-luminescent mindblowing throatfuckery wonder

Daily reminder that if you ever decide to enhance your body with cybernetic attachements to transform your body into a futuristic cyberslut sextoy, PLEASE use open source projects, with an emphasis on parts that are removable and replaceable.

Corporate monopolies will insist on forcing you to use hardware with backdoors, software with DRM and spyware and will legislate so you can’t ever get out of their business once you entered. They will block features present on their hardware behind paywall, they will prevent you from modifying your own hardware, and they will ultra charge fixs so you’re forced to upgrade to the more expensive plans.

We see corporations doing it now, when the products aren’t part of your body yet, and they will continue to do so once they replace your arms and legs.

Cyberpunk was never about the danger of having a prosthetic arm, it was a warning about letting corporations design prosthetic arms unsupervised.

I’ve heard some disabled people already talk about how this is already a reality for them, but this isn’t my situation so I can’t talk for them.

Oh and avoid connected devices as much as possible. They have vulnerabilities.

My point is :

Please be responsible Cybersluts

#cybersluts against capitalism

humans were not meant to be a part of the internet of things! keep your interchangeable cocks offline!

Unnecessary scare mongering! You can be a cyberslut that’s part of the internet of things that has an orgasm every time you get a Tumblr dm, but you need to make sure you control the software and hardware you use to be a netslut.

You gotta have supported reliable hardware, and open source software and firmware that talks to servers you have the option of setting up yourself, over public open source protocols.

It’s not that becoming an internet-connected sex cyborg is wrong, it’s that you should only give up control to people you choose, and there should be a safeword. Not just handing over control to a company because they made some software or hardware.

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#sexuality and lack thereof #proud citizen of The Future #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #nsfw text #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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studentofetherium:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

you never truly appreciate good internet unless you have bad internet

if you have a solid, timely connection that isn’t blinking in and out right now, take a minute to really live in the moment. for me. because mine is currently dogshit

i once lost internet at home for a month. that’s completely changed my stance on physical media and downloads. people are too reliant on streaming. you need DVDs and CDs and mp3s and books and magazines and mkvs and whatever else. you will not always have perfect access to the internet. it’s a good idea to make sure that doesn’t leave you without anything

#my buddy brin has an entire tag about this! #also yeah i couldn’t get my data working on my new free government sim card till this afternoon #and man it was a pain even though everywhere i went had wifi

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#(2023-11-28) #<3 #technically it’s more like half a tag but #yes this #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once