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foone:

“oh sure, I’ll just make a program to show pride flags, that won’t mess up my brain for the rest of time” I say, then I google this

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foone:

Some of these are clearly being put together by algorithms and OH BOY are they a thing.

So you’re pulling aside the american flag, to reveal… another american flag, but also the type 1 diabetes ribbon WRAPPED AROUND A CROSS?

So who is this flag for, double-americans who are christians with type 1 diabetes?

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foone:

now that’s a lot. Dabbing unicorn Love Is Love Zipper US Flag.

The best part is that a lot of these are vertically oriented and they only have a left-facing flag background to edit it over, which results in a ton of the american flags being flown upside down, which is a symbol of distress.

EVEN THE ALGORITHM WANTS TO ESCAPE

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foone:

nothing says “Navy Veteran” like somehow managing to fly the flag sideways and upside down at the same time

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foone:

@calicogamedev we have to find a way to put The United States of Cow into Untitled Cow Game. I don’t care if it makes no lore sense, we NEED it

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foone:

The Paw Patrol Pride Flag?

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foone:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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foone:

what the shit

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foone:

more for the United States Of Cow

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foone:

Look, I honestly do not give a shit if you fly the US flag upside down, but YOU DO NOT FLY THE BEAR FLAG UPSIDE DOWN!

(and backwards, but that might just be because this is double-sided and we’re looking at the wrong side)

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foone:

That’s… it’s DESIGNED to be flown upside down?

Okay so Autism flags with puzzle pieces are terrible, yes, but it mostly makes up for it with THE SKULL. More autism flags need THE SKULL, you know?

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foone:

they’re here if you want to look through them. They have 1907 flags for sale.

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another-normal-anomaly:

Alright, so the crimes against vexillology are uncountable so we’re not going to count them. Instead I’m going to say that my first reaction to “American flag skull + autism” was to automatically parse all American flag skulls as the Sport Death flag and go “makes perfect sense, Senior House (RIP) had tons of autistic people”.

#i pledge allegiance‚ to, #uh, #one of these, #no you don’t get to know which one (itsbenedict)

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Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #it got better #flags #home of the brave #juxtaposition #computer generated images #embarrassment squick? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #war cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once