mallowmaenad:

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☀️ daytime-twin739 Follow

Nobody talks about how being a polymorphic lycanthrope is actually really nice because it’s like having a pen pal who helps out around the house at night :)

🏞️ firstshift-life Follow

I always describe it as like being two roommates who have two completely opposite work schedules

⛓️ cursed-to-coexistt Follow

Stop romanticizing polymorphic lycanthropy. Kids are going to get their hands on an elixir and realize that not every “Mr. Hyde” is as cool as yours

🍹 takebackthenite Follow

I love waking up to see that my day time me was vagueing about me :/ is this because I asked you to take out the trash?

⛓️ cursed-to-coexists Follow

Go fuck yourself

🍹 takebackthenite Follow

You know if we could exist at the same time I would babe 😘

☀️ daytime-twin739 Follow

Guys.

@funnier-as-a-system @funnier-as-a-system @funnier-as-a-system @funnier-as-a-system @funnier-as-a-system @funnier-as-a-system @funnier-as-a-system


Tags:

#storytime #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #dashboard simulators #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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