this is all I could think of with that frigging batman conspiracy post memes ruin lives bruce.
WE JUST TOOK THIS MEME TO THE NEXT LEVEL HOLY GOD I’M DYING LOL.
In retrospect this continuation seems obvious.
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#Batman #comics #fanart #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #(sort of) #(I mean the context *is* given at the end but I expect it’s funnier if you already know the context)
i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me
Op did you say it
did you say it op
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #clothing
The NYT Opinion page goes on and on about Intellectual Diversity, yet they only ever have smug liberals, Enlightened Centrists, and #NeverTrump Catholic Republicans.
Given that the NYT’s high water mark of intellectual diversity was when it published the Unabomber Manifesto, I propose this lineup for their Opinion section:
One anarcho-primitivist;
One Christian Dominionist;
One jaded Singaporean technocrat;
One incel;
One TikTok Witch;
One editor each from the People’s Daily and the Epoch Times;
One monarchist;
One normie (control group).
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#politics cw #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”one editor each from the People’s Daily and the Epoch Times”) #((the Epoch Times keeps trying to convince us to subscribe and we are kind of weirded out tbh))
Beatrice: THERAPIST your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME I agree
Battler: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I’VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
Maria: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Shannon: if you’re ever wondering if im some other guy, the answer is yes, im him, unless it’s bad to be him, then im not him, im a different person.
Ange: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw
Erika: christ.. ive done it again.. ive posted the absolute good truth shit that every1 has been waiting to hear in this sea of lying crap nonsense
Lion: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the Fourth of July into the Fourth of Shit
Eva: the first step to becoming a Millionare is to acquire one hundred dollars
Gaap: i feel truly blessed ,knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell
Virgilia: every woman ivr ever spoken to would describe our correspondence as “Graceful”
Bernkastel: i will tell you this right now: I’m from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
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#Umineko #(which I finally got a chance to finish) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #text quote posts #(close enough)
Brinens and Things 