lieutenant-sapphic:

hey-im-anxiety:

werbly:

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #clothing

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