The Crocodile Hunter style of writing involves chasing after cool-looking ideas that wander by and tackling them into submission.
I don’t recommend it for the long-term because it’s exhausting, but if there isn’t at least a LITTLE bit of Crocodile Hunter in your writing, I’m probably not going to read it.
Actually, I think by this sort of model I’m the crazy accidental rehabber.
You know, the one who seems like a normal person until you visit her house and realize she’s got things in there there’s no WAY are legal to keep as pets, as well as a house (which she had designed, pulling out most of the bottom floor and adding an extension) full of the more domestic types which are mostly well trained.
Mostly.
Plus the man-killer in the backyard she insists is an old softie really, plus the man-killer in the other half of the backyard that even she admits is a hell- beast.
And she didn’t really have room for that last rescue but it looked at her and was SO SAD, so she took it anyway.
…. Yep. That’s me.
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#music #Runescape #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(for those of you who are confused) #(200m is the maximum amount of experience you can get in a skill)
Last year, people came up with some pretty great #ScienceValentines – let’s keep that rolling! How would you express your love for that special scientist in your life? Tweet @nprscience or message me, and I’ll collect the best ones.
(Bonus points if you can somehow incorporate landing on a comet)
Our bond is so strong, it don’t need oxytocin. We’re woven together like a corpus callosum. The love we impart, though it’s felt in our heart, Is more of a limbic-type notion.
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DM: And you pulverize the gargoyle into dust! Player: Can I snort the gargoyle? DM: If you really want to? Player: I snort the gargoyle dust! DM: Roll a fortitude save. Player: What? Why? DM: You get a mad nosebleed and 2 points of subdual damage.
—later in that same campaign—
Player: I’m gonna go over here. DM: Okay? You know the monsters are the other way, yeah? Player: I want to sniff the painting. DM: In the middle of combat. Player: What does it smell like? DM: It smells like old.
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