brainstatic:

Stop glorifying…fuck I dunno *spins wheel* lactose intolerance.


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #the humour of my people #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #our roads may be golden or broken or lost

zorekryk:

sestras-before-mestras:

Imagine Clint Barton complaining about how fucking cold it was in Iowa when he gets back from his farm

and Tony just ‘You think you know cold??? I grew up in New York’ 

and Natasha’s like ‘You think you know cold??? Fuck you i’m russian. I know true cold.’

And then Steve’s like ‘..Well I hate to burst your bubble, Tash but…’

and bucky just glares


Tags:

#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

geeknetwork:

David Tennant joins Marvel’s AKA Jessica Jones

The Doctor will take a villainous turn in Marvel’s AKA Jessica Jones, as Marvel and Netflix are proud to announce that David Tennant has just join the production to play the role of Zebediah Killgrave, the villain known as Purple Man, who has the power to control people’s mind through his voice.

After a tragic ending to her short-lived super hero stint, Jessica Jones (Krysten Ritter) is rebuilding her personal life and career as a detective who gets pulled into cases involving people with extraordinary abilities in New York City.


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#AKA Jessica Jones #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I’m sorry #it’s just #David Tennant with mind-control powers #that’s a hell of a thing #I’m not saying it’s a *bad* choice #far from it #just #David Tennant #with mind-control powers #dear god #imagine that voice #any of those voices #(I *have* noticed I tend to laugh when turned on) #I still don’t have Netflix mind you

Cybernetics

outofcontextdnd:

In a Future-Based GURPS campaign.

GM: And with that you use your last bullet… Your party is still faced with the chief of the security force

Me: How did they attach my cybernetic arm?

GM: It clicks in with a pressure switch… Why?

Me: I pop it out. Improvised Mace baby!

GM: You could just punch him…

Me: 2d6 for bludgeon… 1d3 for punch. I’m going to rip off my arm and beat him to death with it.

GM: I hate you.


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

euclase2:

I love it when you go to Youtube, and you read a comment, and it’s something totally benign like, “I love her red ballet shoes!” but the comment has 189 replies, and the very last one is way the fuck off on fucking Jupiter like, “The Battle of Stalingrad lasted for five months you stupid liberal hippie atheist tree-hugging bastard suck my dick everyone knows Mickey Mouse was a stupid piece of shit go back to Alaska.”


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I don’t think I’ve ever actually encountered this #though I did once look up a clip of the moon landing on Youtube #and by the looks of it the moon-hoaxer argument in the comments had been going on for *several years*