DM: And you pulverize the gargoyle into dust!
Player: Can I snort the gargoyle?
DM: If you really want to?
Player: I snort the gargoyle dust!
DM: Roll a fortitude save.
Player: What? Why?
DM: You get a mad nosebleed and 2 points of subdual damage.—later in that same campaign—
Player: I’m gonna go over here.
DM: Okay? You know the monsters are the other way, yeah?
Player: I want to sniff the painting.
DM: In the middle of combat.
Player: What does it smell like?
DM: It smells like old.
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