agreed
#star trek#space#the final horrible frontier#these are the stories of the starship Enterprise and her constantly put upon medbay#its five year mission#to keep these damn maniacs from horrifying death in the ass end of the universe#and to boldly smack jim kirk upside his fool head (via jabletown)
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#Star Trek #TOS #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
so tonight I’m at synagogue, listening to the Purim Night reading of the Book of Esther, like you do
and near the end of this chapter my brain presents me with the following:
nooooo ooooone plots like Haman
calls the shots like Haman
plans a genocide by casting lots like Haman(It only works with the Hebrew pronunciation of Haman, which, like Gaston, is accented on the second syllable.)
By the time we get home my brain has added:
for there’s none so well-favored and kingly
yes, we all can be certain of that
he’s so rich that his pockets are jingly
and he looks really sharp in a three-cornered hat*face in hands*
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#Judaism #Purim #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #someday I should listen to that Gaston song so I know what tune to sing the parodies to #on the other hand that would make them more earwormy #so maybe not #besides it’s still funny regardless of whether you know how to sing it
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #TagViewer tells me this is #Great British Bake Off
canwepretenditsalwaysbeenokay:
this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(sure it will apply again) #(there’s other calendars in use that haven’t reached 2015 yet)
The tension between the Director and the Counselor stems from the fact that the Counselor is a better war criminal than the Director. The Counselor has helped to administrate no less than nine military programs easy comparable to Freelancer in terms of atrocities committed, though he’s never listed on the payroll as anything more than a “consultant” and he makes sure to thoroughly document his objections to any and all questionable decisions, because documentation is an important part of any scientific endeavor.
The Counselor has an appreciation for subtlety. The Counselor is not merely a scientist but an artist, and knows exactly which lines can be crossed during wartime without consequence, and which cannot.
The Director is brash and unsubtle and this is a constant point of annoyance for the Counselor, whose experience in the field has given him a nuanced understanding of precisely when, for example, a MAC cannon may be fired at a civilian target without substantial repercussions, and when it cannot. (The former is a short list. Actually, it’s not so much a list as a complex algorithm taking into account no less than 30 data points relating to recent Covenant and Insurrectionist activity as well as public opinion regarding the UNSC and the state of the war. The Counselor has this algorithm programmed into his phone. It calculates in approximately seven seconds, based on currently available data.)
The Counselor also possesses a nuanced understanding of how public opinion shifts in peacetime, and has passed his meager free time for the past decade or so quietly and thoroughly preparing an exit strategy and a new identity which he is fully prepared to assume in the event that the war ever ends. The strategy shifts only slightly depending on the outcome of the war.
Dr. Church, the Counselor thinks (with exasperation, if not without a certain amount of affection) is an oaf and a clumsy excuse for a war criminal. Be a better war criminal, sir. Aim higher.
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#Red vs Blue #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Once again, spite conquers all.
I KNEW it! (fricken space wizards…)
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Psychology: Why do people do the thing?
Sociology: How do people who do the thing interact with other people who do the thing?
Anthropology: Who else has done/is doing the thing and where are they?
Philosophy: What is the meaning of the thing? Where did the thing come from?
Geology: Is the thing a rock?
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
Hello I’ll be auditioning for the part of Kronk and I’ll be singing Poison by Beyoncé. The song Poison, created specifically for Beyoncé to sing. Beyoncé’s Poison.
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#audition meme #The Emperor’s New Groove #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
“Is that a gazebo?”
“DON’T YOU START!”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #gazebos
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